water watcher

a lifeguard; an adult designated to supervise and watch children playing in and around water.

A water watcher will give 100% attention to the children in and around the edge of a pool for 15 mins before another watcher takes over.

by talk2me-JCH2 June 11, 2023

Bench watching

When people use the word bench instead of saying binge

Guy 1: have you seen The boys yet?
Guy 2: no, but ive been thinking of bench watching it.
Guy 1: don't you mean binge?
Guy 2: why would i soak a wooden vessel!

by Just leaving September 22, 2019

extreme bird watching

this is when you warm up a jar of peanut butter, creamy or chunky, dip your meat stick in it, roll it in birdseed. you then dig a shallow grave and bury yourself, leaving only your appetizing and hard seeded wand above ground. you dig out little eyeholes then get ready to watch All sorts of species of birds come to enjoy your treat.

Richard doesn't know much about different kinds of birds, so Tom suggested that Richard try some extreme bird watching, so he could learn and see many different species of birdys

by chest hair Andy September 23, 2009

people watching

People watching is when u go around and watch people that u've never met before and, based on their actions, movements, and gestures, guess what kind of people they are and what they do.

I went people watching at the high school.

by gobipie October 23, 2007

watching grass grow

The most fucking boring thing to do know to man

Counting stars would be a better way to waste your time

by cuhk_solidbones July 18, 2005

Screen Watcher

A person who while participating in a game of Halo looks at his opponents screen to gain unfiar advantage. This is considered an extremelty "gay" tactic by seasoned halo players. When discovered, screen watchers should be promply shot in the head.

"Hey Strode, if you don't stop being a screen watcher, I'll pop a cap in yo ass"

by John Dominy August 21, 2007

watchitude

(noun) A unit of measurement that defines the amount of entertainment one can get from watching someone or something.

The watchitude of 'Team America: World Police' is much higher than the movie 'Freddy Got Fingered'.

by Grant Tingley October 24, 2007