Welcome To Chilis

Being used to entertain children, as it is a young teenage boy in only his underwear as he walks into the bathroom and states "welcome to chilis".

*walks into bathroom* and then says, "welcome to chilis".

by jOjO tHe DiNoSaUr July 10, 2018

Welcome to the jungle

An invitation to groom or admire one's pubic hair. Originally from a Guns 'N Roses song, however, Mountain Pointe High School turned the phrase into a travesty. It is now the butt of all jokes among students in the yearbook class. Not really. It actually has everything to do with anal sex, ever.

Welcome to the jungle, Mountain Pointe High School! Please proceed to admire my pubic hair and/or have anal sex with me.

PS - Urbandictioary is the most reliable source EVER.

by Not Covey January 30, 2008

A Heroes Welcome

One of Atlanta's best political metal bands. 3 years in the running AHW has 3 recordings and has played shows with bands such as Dragon Force, Throwdown, Terror, Unearth, Bleeding Through, Mastodon, and many more. Check out there music at www.myspace.com/aheroeswelcome

A Heroes Welcome-For myself, for my friends, and family, i pledge to open minds by speaking only truth, and to make mortal enemies of those who steal the freedoms that are naturaly ours. This is the End, Your war will begin.

by A Heroes Welcome February 15, 2008

You're Welcome

n. the unsolicited response, to the thanks which was never given, given upon completion of a wholly one-sided sexual act benefiting only the speaker.

v. to afford the other party with the opportunity to fellate you, free of the unfortunate encumbrance of reciprocity, feeling, or any other contact other than that between mouth and penis.

n.
SomeGuy: (finishes fellatio)
Mortimore Goth: (recipient of fellatio) "You're welcome."

v.
"I 'you're welcomed' a Pakistani barista with shingles and a retired cab-driver this weekend."

by Mortimore Goth December 21, 2009

Welcome!

The original main channel of spin. A place for rival ideologists to slug it out with glee.

Welcome! is practically dead now. I think I'm going to International instead.

by RINGO October 22, 2003

Welcome Mat

A small patch of pubic hair above a woman's clitoris/vagina/pussy/genitalia. The majority of the pubic hair is shaved clean. See also landing strip or strip of bacon. Can be used with the term hardwood floors.

As she took off her panties, I noticed that she had hardwood floors with a welcome mat.

by ephemereality July 14, 2004

Mississippi Welcome Center

30 guys in white hoods, or punchline to a nigger joke.

Mississippi Welcome Center 10 miles ahead.

by SpaldingDualie April 25, 2009