Waylaid

Getting pregnant subsequent to having heterosexual intercourse.

"She got waylaid last night just so she could take maternity leave in a few months."

by retrotron November 28, 2009

Wayland

Wayland is a very loyal redneck he has a very large penis that all the girls love and is about 9 inches he also loves to drink beer and loves women and has to work all the time on his farm with the cows and and is really good in the bed and is beast at basketball and is always a savage at school and loves to sit by the fire .

Wow that's Wayland

Yea man he is so cool and nice

Wow that's a Wayland

by Wayland December 28, 2016

Wailed it

to mess up while attempting something and usually fall flat on ur face

I wailed it on my bike trying to grind

by marcus January 25, 2004

wailing honny

when you take hon's balls and shove them up his anus and proceed to pile drive him in the anus thrusting his balls deeper and deeper and then blowing a load in his left eye

Only hon can partake in a wailing honny.

by honny wonny September 22, 2008

waylaisted

Wasted, but with an added touch... of waylaid
In other words... messed---up

"Dude, you tore up that guy on the street! He was waylaisted!"
"Dude, what's in this stuff? I'm... waylaisted."

by IronGumby April 15, 2008

Wayloads

A larger than imaginable sum of an object, Huge amount, way+loads=wayloads

"Jim, how much LSD did you eat tonight?"

"Dude, like wayloads"

by waxplax February 25, 2010

Wail

wail - an adverb used to add emphasis to the extent of ones failure, in popular urban culture wail can follow after the verb fail , since wail is a homonym with the word whale the two are often confused. an example of such is present in the text of Isabella Lord

i fed my duck coffee and it died" "awww fail wail

by CurseTheTide February 22, 2011