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walter crunkite

A state of mind that is much crazier, drunker and sloppier than the already widely used crunk. Based on famous newscaster Walter Cronkite, if you have had so much to drink or smoke that you have achieved the level of Walter Crunkite, you should probably slow down.
"Man, everybody is pretty crunk at this party, but that one kid is absolutely Walter Crunkite."
by Matt Stanyon August 10, 2006
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Walter White Space

In marketing, the act of fudging or bastardizing an asset's layout or information because you're positively sick of ever-changing guidelines from the manufacturer.
"They want the text INSIDE of the picture now? Fuck it. I threw in some Walter White Space so it'll pass compliance. Good to go."
by Amanda Dollars June 5, 2017
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Ego-waste

Usually found in corporate activities, processes and projects it is that amount of effort, time or money expended with the sole purpose of assuaging or satiating a decision-maker's ego. None of these activities have any direct or indirect value to the company, other employees, the stockholders or to conscious life in general--it's strictly the wasted time, money and effort to make a senior level person happy.
Please add 80 to 120 hours to any project or activity to accommodate ego-waste.
by Philip Coen-Pesch February 6, 2009
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Alpha-Wasted

above & beyond drunk. Out of body experience. Drunk to the point you cant control your self.
Foo last night I was so Alpha-Wasted I fucked Edgar's mom.
by drunkfoo88 January 17, 2011
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Rockstar Wasted

When you are so drunk and high that you feel like a rockstar. Typically, this state of mind will encourage you to encourage girls to show you their breasts.
by greenninja2 April 3, 2011
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CT Wasted

When you're so drunk that you wish you were white and more pretty. Also goes to visit a boy but forgets to open the door resulting in a collision. Maximum level of wasted right after blacking out.
That girl was CT wasted!!
by Wildebeast331 January 10, 2012
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Kemp-wasted

The act of getting so drunk you pass out in the bathroom resting on your boobs before 10pm.
Forget about white-girl wasted, I wanna get kemp-wasted!
by Rw4747 December 31, 2013
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