Wasted orgasm

A wasted orgasm is when you jack off and come but don't feel an orgasm, due to trying to prolong the pre-orgasm pleasure for too long. Usually leaving the victim with a sense of failure and frustration.

Frat Bro 1: Dude last night I was jacking off and I came and felt nothing, totally fucked up my night.

Frat Bro 2: Oh yeah dude I think that's called a wasted orgasm, I get those all the time when I think about my grandma.

Frat Bro 1: ....What the fuck dude?

Frat Bro 2: Wait what....?

by Alpha as fuck34 August 6, 2010

Wheel Barrow Wasted

When you are so wasted you feel you are going to pass out so you choose/ believe it would be a good idea if you went around the town or city with a friend pushing you in a wheel barrow. That way you can get out without any necessary mobility.

Mallory "I am soooo tired, you know I'm going to pass out right? I can't go for a walk!"

Jason "Well, we'll take you around town in a wheel barrow that way you can sleep and we can claim in the morning that we got wheel barrow wasted"

Mallory "okay, sounds hilarious"

by Spiderman Wall Kick February 5, 2012

Wasted-anxiety

The direct translation from the Norwegian word fylleangst. It is the horrible mix of feelings you get after a really drunk (typical Norwegian) night out and you might or might not remember what you have done. If you remember, the feelings are there because you were so stupid. And if you don't remember it is usually even worse because you have no idea of what has been done or said and the only clues you have are for example pictures found on your (or others') cameras/phones or items found in jacket/purse/on the floor. Or in your bed. The feelings may vary between extreme embarrasment, regret and pure anxiety (especially if the memory is blank). Doubts about whether friendships are still friendships may also arise - and also doubts regarding your own dignity and selfworth.

Waking up after a really wet night, realizing that you are wearing someone elses underwear and you cannot find yours neither remember how you got that pair on. The first feeling apart from the nausea from the hangover is the wasted-anxiety that makes you want to just stay in bed for a week. Apart from the fact that it's not your bed and you just want to get the hell out of there, which increases the wasted-anxiety to maximum level.

by inapina December 19, 2011

titty wasted

It's the feeling you get from lookin at so much titty for too long without bein able to touch em.
I.e. I went to hooters last night and got sooo titty wasted!!!

I.e. I went to hooters last night and got sooo titty wasted!!!

by sd6982 May 18, 2014

Star Wasted

The act of binge watching all six Star Wars movies in an effort to catch up on the franchise so the new film Star Wars: The Force Awakens makes sense.

"Dude are you taking Jessica to see The Force Awakens?"
"Chaaaaa dude, of course."
"Braaaahhhh, she doesn't even know anything about Star Wars!"
" It's cool man, I got her star wasted last night. ;)"
"Right on dude."
*chest bumps*

by vallenation March 29, 2016

Hipster wasted

Getting blackout drunk off craft beer.

The loft party I ended up at had Bourbon County so I had no choice but to get Hipster wasted.

by EZ4me October 13, 2016

asian wasted

To drink half a shot and be completely hammered. Symptoms include red in the face, yelling, followed by sleepiness, and generally end up passed out within 10 min.

"Should we invite gen to come out tonight?"

"Hell no, last time she got Asian wasted and started yelling at the bartender before passing out on the bar."

by GenBean July 22, 2016