A faggot who attends Florida State University. He is a rapist and a thief who deserves to rot in prison but won't because of the corrupt Tallahassee Police Department. Most people want to throw a Cheerwine Bomb at him.
Jameis Winston will not be arrested because Florida State University defends all of their criminal football players.
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The mythical IT/Facilities guy who 'fixes' things that don't need fixing so they *become* broken, or who never appears at all but is always "going to be here next week."
noob drone: "GD it, why don't I have a dial tone this morning? My phone worked yesterday!"
wally-drone: "Dunno. I guess Winston fixed it."
noob drone: "Who the f*k is Winston?? I need my phone to work!"
wally-drone: "He's the phone guy! Just do your best. I think he'll be back next week."
wally-drone: "Dunno. I guess Winston fixed it."
noob drone: "Who the f*k is Winston?? I need my phone to work!"
wally-drone: "He's the phone guy! Just do your best. I think he'll be back next week."
by Willy Codewell July 30, 2012
Get the Winston mug.A large city in the ass end of nowhere with a penis as its largest building. Feel free to smoke anywhere, it's the only reason this shithole nothing-to-do town ever rose out of the tobacco fields and moonshine sheds.
"No one wants to live in Winston-Salem, you risk lung cancer driving through the place. I'm moving elsewhere as soon as fucking possible."
"By the way, keep your windows up downtown or you'll get shot by a banger or accosted by some cripple selling the paper.
"By the way, keep your windows up downtown or you'll get shot by a banger or accosted by some cripple selling the paper.
by goddamnednobody June 1, 2009
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Get the winsor mug.A person who is completely incapable of eating anything without having it go all over their face. Like a small child, this person will also not clean up after themselves, call people mummy and needs constant care.
Steph: Did you go to lunch today with your boyfriend.
Courtney: Ugh....yeah, hes such a Winston, its disgusting.
Courtney: Ugh....yeah, hes such a Winston, its disgusting.
by magspell December 5, 2011
Get the Winston mug.A middle school with a bunch of terrible (and a couple of good) people. Where to start? The goddamned place has a bunch of bloodthirsty teachers, most of which are completely unaware that each student has five other classes. It also has a couple of nice teachers, so there's that. The district made it an "all-IB school" except they didn't change a single damn thing. They kept every single passport and held-back kid and decided to be more "inclusive". By lowering the bar. Yeah. So all the true IB students get to work three times as hard for the same f***ing qualifications. The cafeteria food isn't bad, not gonna lie, but by god is the school grimy. For an institution (if you can even call it that) that just got 9 million f***ing dollars to build new crap, the goddamn place is covered in old milk and trash. The school is full of SJW's and people so closed-minded and stupid that they can only be described as "wealthy Cro-Magnon". Any conservative student here has a limited time until they get accused of something, so you better keep your mouth shut. If Donald Trump ever came within 100 feet of the campus, he would be lynched within a span of 1-2 minutes. People hate him here. Anyways, the school is full of trashy people and some slightly-less-trashy people
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