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It's an off-brand
Twinkie.You can buy them for 55 cents at the grocery
store.They aren't the Little Debbie brand.
"I said forget it,and bought some twankies."

"I'm hungry for some twankies!"
Twankie by Katelyn Poole November 4, 2009
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A snack cake created by Hostess which now is being more of a collectors item thanks to Hostess's Bankruptcy.
Damn, the cheapest box of twinkies is $21,000,000 on ebay.

shit-filled twinkie 

when bad events foment an unreasonably pessimestic view of life.
Life is a shit-filled twinkie and it's time to take another bite!

Chocolate Twinkie 

A chocolate twinkie is when someone injects semen into a chunk of excrement then has someone eat it.
"I saw this nasty porno last night where this guy gave this girl a chocolate twinkie. It was disgusting! Still...kinda cool though..."
an asian dude that tries to act and dress white. yellow on the outside white on the inside
oh god that dude is so annoying. he thinks he white. what a twinkie
twinkie by Steph D. November 7, 2004

twinkies 

A unit of measurement in reference to somebody's poor eating habits regardless of his or her actual number of twinkies consumed.
Girl 1: Shit, that guy has to be atleast 400lbs!
Girl 2: Yeah looks as though he's been hittin the twinkies pretty hard.

I think you need to lay off the twinkies, Lars.

Phyllis definately gets her fair share of twinkies.
twinkies by Kakapoto June 9, 2007