Hostess

The hot bitch at the front of a restaurant that asks you how many people in your party?

Hey Jessica can you come in and hostess tonight??

by Manager 1012 January 8, 2020

hostess

THe maker of all those obesity-inducing jellofied 'snack cakes' that everyone gives America shit for.

When I went to Spain all the kids yelled at me to go eat some Hostess Cream Cakes and bomb a country.

by Angelacia July 19, 2007

hostess

An exclamatory word used to compliment a person on a job well done. The word obtains its meaning from the 1990's marketing campaign of the "Hostess" brand snack cakes which used the phrase, "Now that's the stuff: Hostess!"

Your friend lands a sick trick off a ski jump

You: hostessssssssss! shit son, that was mad legit.

by Cat (like meow meow) January 19, 2009

Hostess

Straight lady that likes to hang out with twinky gay men.

Wow, look at that one girl surrounded by really twinkly men. She must be a Hostess!

by Thismayormaynotbemylife October 18, 2011

hostess

creaming your pants
vaginal secretion

That guy was so hot i just hostessed in my pants

by Big Mo June 5, 2005

Hostess

One of the most stressful jobs out there, in spite of how easy it seems.

Many high school students, or even worse, college students unfortunately get this as their first ever job, only to give a week's notice and find something else, or quit altogether.

Being a hostess gives me SO much anxiety. We're the first and last thing every customer sees when they walk in and out, long hours, minimal pay, we have to deal with the angry customer who's mad they're waiting 45 minutes and thinks they can just sit at any table that's available. The whole flow of the building is in our hands and if we mess up even just a little, we have angry customers AND angry waiters! We're the waiter's punching bag! MY god I just started my job last week and I already want to quit

by milkjar is lame November 18, 2021

hostess bar

A hostess bar, commonly Asian in nature, where men buy overpriced drinks for young women for conversation, attention, and in some cases sexual activity. The women get 50% to 75% of the drink price as payment.

In Hawaii, ladies drinks start at $20 and go up to thousands on occasion. Hostess bars exist for example in Japan, Korea, China, Vietnam, Hawaii, and California. In Hawaii almost all are run by women of Korean or Vietnamese descent.

by m-dude-99 January 8, 2008