twitter

A social networking site that's perfect for stalking people with ease.

Ever since I made a Twitter account, that creepy, middle aged
man seems to be everywhere I go.

by Valintino the Big Surpremo August 26, 2010

Rose Twitter

A bunch of pedantic & self-righteous users on Twitter who post a bevy of red herrings, half-truths and outright lies about ANYONE that God forbid have practical views that don't align with their socialist agenda.

The name "rose twitter" is a colloquial term in reference to the rose emoji next to their username.

Rose Twitter is still mad that Bernie Sanders lost the primary, so they threw a tantrum by not voting.

by Soul_Driver January 1, 2021

Twitterbang

–verb (used with object)
1. To pursue a flirtatious, almost coital relationship online through Twitter.
2. To simulate sex through 140 character strings or less, posted on Twitter. An evolution of cybersex or phone sex

What started innocuously as a girl following the tweets of an indie rock icon became a furious, wanton twitterbanging.

by vertigo April 22, 2009

Twitter

Twitter is a site for pathetic people who think that every moronic brainfart deserves to be shared.

Twit: I just told everyone on Twitter that I'm not sure what to have for lunch.

Workmate: Why? On second thoughts don't tell me. I don't care.

by Barney Who-Ah May 10, 2011

Twitter

Socially condoned stalking.

Everyone knows where I am at every second of every single day thanks to Twitter...Which is great because I'm SOOO important...God Bless Tweets!!!!

by Dionysus101 May 26, 2009

Twitter Lay

Someone on Twitter that you tweet dirty messages and photos to in order to have Twitter sex.

There's a chick on Twitter that teases me with her high heel pix and tweets. @creativfluffer is my Twitter Lay.

My Twitter Lay tweets me about what she wants me to do to her to get her off.

by @creativfluffer April 12, 2011

Twitter

An awful, toxic, annoying social media app that will cancel you when you just made your account.

Yay! I started my Twitter account! Wait? Why am I cancelled?

by klem_box47 March 29, 2021