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A person who skates. Nobody cares about how you look or what you listen to. I wear baggy clothes and listen to nu metal and 90s rap but someone may wear short shorts and listen to Playboy Carti.
You should skate for fun and you like it, not because it is now mainstream and cool. If you do that, you are a poser and a counterfeit.
Also, beginners are not posers, they are trying to learn and get help, so you are making them quit skateboarding.
You should skate for fun and you like it, not because it is now mainstream and cool. If you do that, you are a poser and a counterfeit.
Also, beginners are not posers, they are trying to learn and get help, so you are making them quit skateboarding.
Poser: Yeah I'm a skater
Actual Skater: Do a kickflip
Poser: Ok. *falls*
Also I hate Zumiez. They close local skate shops and make skateboarding more mainstream. My mom got me a Zumiez board for Christmas and while I'm grateful, I'm a little disappointed but she said she'll return it. I'll stick with my OG Creature board for now. (this is a true story from like a few days back)
Actual Skater: Do a kickflip
Poser: Ok. *falls*
Also I hate Zumiez. They close local skate shops and make skateboarding more mainstream. My mom got me a Zumiez board for Christmas and while I'm grateful, I'm a little disappointed but she said she'll return it. I'll stick with my OG Creature board for now. (this is a true story from like a few days back)
by klem_box47 December 30, 2022
Get the Skater mug.America (or the USA). One of the most iconic & most hated places ever.
I'm American myself, but even I'll admit there are flaws so this will be non-defensive or whatever.
Pros:
• This country has some of the best geography ever.
From the Rocky Mountains to the Grand Canyon, you have to admit that is pretty good sights.
• The people here are very friendly (except New Jerseyans), and they are very welcoming (especially in Texas).
• America has done a lot for the economy & they are the ones who ally with the countries that usually hate them (aka Europeans mostly).
• America has helped other countries & they worked together with other countries.
• Highest GDP.
Cons:
• The politicians can be corrupt.
• The politicians can lie (looking at you presidents).
• Some people are a-holes (again, New Jerseyans).
• Some people are fat (mostly the southern states like Texas, where I live).
Now, America gets a lot of flack for "eVeRYoNE iS FAt" & "eVEYonE thERe iS DUm" but this is the thing most American haters don't realize. This is a minority of America, & it is mostly in the south so these people are hating on America just because of a few people.
Also, what these people don't realize is that every country has its flaws. And these people talk all this crap to America. Bro, admit wherever you live isn't perfect either.
I like other countries, so why can't they like us?
So can't be united, and get along? Please?
I'm American myself, but even I'll admit there are flaws so this will be non-defensive or whatever.
Pros:
• This country has some of the best geography ever.
From the Rocky Mountains to the Grand Canyon, you have to admit that is pretty good sights.
• The people here are very friendly (except New Jerseyans), and they are very welcoming (especially in Texas).
• America has done a lot for the economy & they are the ones who ally with the countries that usually hate them (aka Europeans mostly).
• America has helped other countries & they worked together with other countries.
• Highest GDP.
Cons:
• The politicians can be corrupt.
• The politicians can lie (looking at you presidents).
• Some people are a-holes (again, New Jerseyans).
• Some people are fat (mostly the southern states like Texas, where I live).
Now, America gets a lot of flack for "eVeRYoNE iS FAt" & "eVEYonE thERe iS DUm" but this is the thing most American haters don't realize. This is a minority of America, & it is mostly in the south so these people are hating on America just because of a few people.
Also, what these people don't realize is that every country has its flaws. And these people talk all this crap to America. Bro, admit wherever you live isn't perfect either.
I like other countries, so why can't they like us?
So can't be united, and get along? Please?
Me: I live in America
A European Idiot: Oh, you live in burgerland & fatland? Ha, you are too stupid to use the metric system!
A Cool Random Dude: Can't we get along, please?
A European Idiot: Oh, you live in burgerland & fatland? Ha, you are too stupid to use the metric system!
A Cool Random Dude: Can't we get along, please?
by klem_box47 December 1, 2021
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Get the saabaru mug.A person that drives a Honda Civic (usually) and has useless mods to make his car look fast but not go fast. The most common mods for ricers are:
Fart Cans
Big Wings
Ugly Rims that cost more than the car itself
A livery with tuning brands that aren't mods from the ricer
A big ego but when they race to a Saab 9-2x they lose
And they get salty when that 9-2x wins
Fart Cans
Big Wings
Ugly Rims that cost more than the car itself
A livery with tuning brands that aren't mods from the ricer
A big ego but when they race to a Saab 9-2x they lose
And they get salty when that 9-2x wins
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