klem_box47's definitions

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by klem_box47 April 5, 2021

saabaru

The Swedish cousin of the Subaru Impreza WRX and is better looking.

Dude, the saabaru is siiiick bro.

by klem_box47 March 12, 2021

Twitter

An awful, toxic, annoying social media app that will cancel you when you just made your account.

Yay! I started my Twitter account! Wait? Why am I cancelled?

by klem_box47 March 29, 2021

BMW

BMW is a car brand driven by d bags who don't use turn signals.

Oh, look at this BMW 335i, this car is driven by d bags who don't use turn signals.

by klem_box47 March 1, 2021

Skater

A person who skates. Nobody cares about how you look or what you listen to. I wear baggy clothes and listen to nu metal and 90s rap but someone may wear short shorts and listen to Playboy Carti.

You should skate for fun and you like it, not because it is now mainstream and cool. If you do that, you are a poser and a counterfeit.
Also, beginners are not posers, they are trying to learn and get help, so you are making them quit skateboarding.

Poser: Yeah I'm a skater
Actual Skater: Do a kickflip
Poser: Ok. *falls*

Also I hate Zumiez. They close local skate shops and make skateboarding more mainstream. My mom got me a Zumiez board for Christmas and while I'm grateful, I'm a little disappointed but she said she'll return it. I'll stick with my OG Creature board for now. (this is a true story from like a few days back)

by klem_box47 December 30, 2022

Subaru Impreza WRX/Subaru Impreza WRX STI

The Subaru Impreza WRX/Subaru Impreza WRX STI is the BEST CAR ever! If you think I am wrong, STFU cuz you just drive your wimp Evo boo hoo!!!

That is one nice Subaru Impreza WRX/Subaru Impreza WRX STI

by klem_box47 March 1, 2021

Ricer

A person that drives a Honda Civic (usually) and has useless mods to make his car look fast but not go fast. The most common mods for ricers are:

Fart Cans

Big Wings

Ugly Rims that cost more than the car itself

A livery with tuning brands that aren't mods from the ricer

A big ego but when they race to a Saab 9-2x they lose

And they get salty when that 9-2x wins

Hah, I beat that ricer in my Saab 9-2x! Heck yeah!

by klem_box47 March 12, 2021