Twitter ITK

An football transfer news account on Twitter that pretends that they have insiders at a football club and usually tweet bullshit that their gullible followers will believe. They base their tweets from what other reports are saying and copy and paste it, or they make guesses and once every blue moon they get a deal right which somehow lures in followers.

Football mole (Twitter ITK ACCOUNT) : "Arsenal will sign Mahrez for 35m welcome to Arsenal!"

Actual reliable reports: Leicester want 50m for Mahrez, Arsenal reluctant to pay

*Ends up not happening*

Mole: Oh well the deal broke down I still have insiders and definitely not a bullshitter

by sploogenut July 09, 2017

twitter feminist

A want-to-be feminist who just sits on her phone/computer all day and proclaims she's a feminist but never actually does anything in real life to change anything

Callie always complains, tweets and blogs about how women deserve equal rights, and how someone should change things, but she never does anything herself to help the cause because she's too lazy. Callie is a Twitter feminist.

by Nola37 February 02, 2015

Twitter commie

Edgy teens that say, we should live in a communist democracy

Usually when they have A weak understanding about the subject.

Yeah, I was checking my social media, and I kept seeing this one Twitter commie in my feed

by Boi boi mega edge! July 08, 2017

twitter handle

the handle is your personal id on twitter, it starts with the @ symbol

- hey man, what's your twitter handle, i want to follow you
- my handle is @something

by Berserk mode November 10, 2015

Donut Twitter

Centrist Democrat Twitter. Mostly in reference to Democrats on Twitter who have a strong dislike for Bernie Sanders. Synonymous with "McResistance".

Dude, is Bernie really this hated?
Nah, it's just Donut Twitter.

by IOnlySpeakTheTruth12345 November 25, 2019

twitter egg

noun
(1) The default profile picture on Twitter.
(2) A person who uses the default profile picture on their Twitter account. The poor souls are not taken seriously by other users, and their picture is an easy target in any argument.

"Yeah? Well, you're just a Twitter egg with 2 followers *crying-laughing emoji* delete your account."

by Michael Starace December 10, 2016

twitter-twitter bang-bang

A relationship (often a one night stand) that started via twitter and quickly progressed to sex.

You: So, what happened with that chick?

Me: Oh, it was a total twitter-twitter bang-bang.

by DocWord June 29, 2009