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Twitter

Where K-Pop stans and Feminists unite to create the steaming pile of shit we call Twitter
"Bro, I hate Twitter."

"Everyone does, it's shit."
by DeltaWave November 30, 2020
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A platform used by unvaccinated jobless morons whose motto of life is to get offended by something and then use up that offended energy onto a worthless attempt to boycott a company and cancel a person.
"Don't do that buddy, you might trend on twitter if someone notices what you did"
by SoggyFlake December 2, 2020
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The space between a woman's twat and her sitter, thus her twitter.
The last woman I was with had a hairy twitter.
by Snot Box December 6, 2020
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The origin area for the consecutive hellspawn of all teenage pretentiousness and arrogance done in the most casual, shameless way possible. Usernames and bios are the most informal texts ever seen in history with special characters, emojis, and other symbols being spread everywhere on the site. Avatars and banners are also in the scale of "undignified anime girls/boys" to "outdated subjective meme."

During an argument, both subjects always misinterpret the full picture of the other's point and act narcissistic and incredibly full of themselves, mixing up who's universally right and who's universally wrong for anyone spectating and sowing moral confusion among their own peers as well as those who don't use Twitter.

These Twitter users incidentally have the exact same mindset when they shift over to TikTok, only they can express their views even more unpleasantly than they already did.
Look at all those pretentious Twitter people acting like they're the next Messiahs and rational Devil's Advocates thinking they're going to save the world from doom. It's fucking hilarious to watch.
by commentspae December 10, 2020
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"Half way between your twat, and your shitter" the area between the vagina and anus.
I want you to tickle my twitter
by THEtwitterqueen December 29, 2020
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Meeting place for teens, BuzzFeed "journalists", and fat commies. Essentially NPCs, there are numerous scientific investigations determining if these people have consciousness.
by GOVTisCORRUPT January 14, 2021
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The very thing wrong with our society
Guy 1:, Hey, did you hear Girl uses Twitter?
Guy 2: Ew. She probably posts a bunch of stuff about Hazbin Hotel and random petitions.
by Psuedosocial January 21, 2021
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