Tuck the turkey

When a man (usually a tranvestite) tapes his genitals between his legs in order to give off the apperance of female genitalia. (very gross)

Tucking the turkey is soooo fun!

by poomanchu April 13, 2004

turkey dick

How a dick looks after you get out of the ocean

"hey, look at that guy's turkey dick--it's shriveled and skinny."

by allison hardy November 11, 2006

snow turkey

A white female who tends to prefer black males and/or characteristics. Sometimes these women may partially use a black male as a fashion statement, and in other situations they simply may be attracted only to black males. They can sometimes be characterized by bad, unnatural overused slang, and at times can be very game goofy. Other characteristic include exclusive taste in gangsta rap and/or slow jamz, low cut hair styles which sometimes resembles the tail of a turkey (intended to immitate african american females), and large hoop earrings or noserings. They can be found in groups of 2-3 at any location where hen & cokes are served. It is very common for a snowturkey to have mixed offspring, whos hair is not properly cared for. This term may or not may not be derrogitory, depending on what manner it is said in. Other variations include: rice turkey, bean turkey, man turkey and the opposite: hockey puck

friend 1: Does she got a man?
friend 2: naw, but shes a snow turkey

Friend 1: lets go to that one club, we went to last weekend...
Friend 2: hell no, their aint nothin but hoodrats & snow turkeys at that spot

by JewfromI.F.C September 11, 2006

Turkey

A bird that can't tweet.

Turkey cannot tweet, because Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan (Or if you are dyslexic, Pro Gay Centipede Ray) banned it's usage and access.

by DildoBob April 19, 2014

cold turkey

quitting something right away

I quit smoking cold turkey

by Jim Leferver January 23, 2009

Hungarian Turkey Baster

Sexual effluence spread during mating then retracted on the secretor.

When an extremly hairy man deficates on a small but limber woman, then collects his excrement. Thus a Hungarian Turkey Baster has been preformed.

by The_Administrator December 15, 2010

turnkey solution

All set up ready to go... originally used regarding computer software - locked and loaded, just needs the turnkey to operate....

In other words - another friggin' meaningless buzz word seconded to every two bit copywriter in need of a sales point when they don't know what their software, company or boss actually does

We offer turnkey solutions to all your business needs

by The Fast Rita October 25, 2007