Traffic

A busy place with large amounts of people, (used in place of "busy", and in this sense not referring to vehicle congestion )

Man mcd's was so traffic today, i was boxed in and had to wait 20min in the drive through!
yeah we did go to see the movie last night, but the theatre was so traffic we left and got coffee instead.

by macspice May 23, 2011

Traffic smack

Masturbating while in heavy traffic because you are so bored there is nothing else to do.

Guy1: Man were you in that traffic jam yesterday?
Guy2: Ya, that was horrible. I was so bored I had myself a traffic smack.

by hobo2000 August 4, 2007

L.A. Traffic Jam

The act of having so many penises inserted into the vagina and or anus to the point that they are stuck. often restulting in death

dude did you hear about those five people who died from an L.A. Traffic Jam

by ttorriand October 14, 2009

traffic breath

The horrible, rancid taste that lodges itself in your mouth after working outside in traffic all day. It comes from all the exhaust that's inhaled all day long, which results in a nasty smell when you talk. Can only be beat with a toothbrush, strong gum or Altoids.

Oh man, riding around in between these buses has given me some nasty traffic breath!

by Ivo M. Vermeulen July 22, 2008

traffic accident

When you have to pee really bad but are stuck in traffic and just can't hold it any longer.

I really shouldn't have stopped for that beer after work because the freeway was jammed and I had a traffic accident- now I have to get the car detailed to get the piss out of the seat.

by Omar O. Ungh October 7, 2010

Traffic Tics

Uncontrollable tics that involve the middle fingers of one or both hands

child in car: why is that man his finger pointing upward.
mom in car: dear, he just has a case of traffic tics.

by RubyD September 29, 2008

Trafalski

One who cooks only with a microwave.

Went over to his apartment and he Trafalski some Hot Pockets for dinner.

by Nigel's Dad February 8, 2010