by dhakmesg October 1, 2003
Get the eiffle towering mug.An overused saying which is supposed to mean "totally sober", although when said this way, it is meant to give people the impression that you are not only drunk (that's why you're slurring your words), but also witty enough to use such clever irony even in your inebriated state. This saying, however, generally misses its mark and instead sounds similar to "I SUCK!" to most people.
Eugene: "I just drank 15 beers, but I'm SOTALLY TOBER!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
John: "Ha. We've got a real tough guy here! Someone get him the badass hat!"
Eugene: "Yeah!!! I'm a badass and you all know it!!!"
John: "You are one pathetic loser."
John: "Ha. We've got a real tough guy here! Someone get him the badass hat!"
Eugene: "Yeah!!! I'm a badass and you all know it!!!"
John: "You are one pathetic loser."
by Nick D July 12, 2004
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girls on all fours, one guy standing getting head, another coming in from the back dooor, they slap high fives,vwalah! eiffle tower!!
by add September 15, 2003
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The Under-exaggerated Definition: One of the Hottest Jews in existence. One Being near perfect to g-d.
The most accurate definition: The hottest, sexiest, perfect, intellectual, wisest of them all. One who is above the laws and the ten commandments.
The Under-exaggerated Definition: One of the Hottest Jews in existence. One Being near perfect to g-d.
The most accurate definition: The hottest, sexiest, perfect, intellectual, wisest of them all. One who is above the laws and the ten commandments.
I'm no tomer, but I'm not ugly.
TOMER CHRIST!!! You shot me in the foot!!!
Shut up you tomertistical bastard. You are not tomer, and will never be one!
As top models, you have to perfect yourself Tomer Status.
TOMER CHRIST!!! You shot me in the foot!!!
Shut up you tomertistical bastard. You are not tomer, and will never be one!
As top models, you have to perfect yourself Tomer Status.
by Tomer Stalker January 21, 2009
Get the Tomer mug.Attempting to squeeze out what is thought to be a fart, only to realize that it is just slightly too late to hold it back as poo exits your bum. Only qualifies as "a Toper" if done at work.
Man 1: dude, did you hear that fart Ryan just ripped?
Man 2: yeah it sounded REALLY soggy!
Man 1: bro... I think hes "Pulling a Toper"! I call a wipe test!!
Man 2: yeah it sounded REALLY soggy!
Man 1: bro... I think hes "Pulling a Toper"! I call a wipe test!!
by Workplace dumper July 21, 2009
Get the Pulling a Toper mug.Okay, so two guys, they get this chick, right? And she's into them both, and that Lonely Island song and all that, so they form a human H with her and they're so proud of themselves that they just have to high five each other. But no, its a greater moment than that. They have to double high five!
Bro 1: "Bro, I can't believe we got Natalie to go for this, bro!"
Bro 2: "Bro, I know, bro!"
Bro 1: "Bro, we should high-five, bro!"
Bro 2: "Bro, we should double high-five, bro!"
Bro 1: "Bro, like an Eiffel Tower, bro?!"
Bro 2: "Bro, definitely, bro!"
Natalie: "Nnnmmmppphhh"
Bro 2: "Bro, I know, bro!"
Bro 1: "Bro, we should high-five, bro!"
Bro 2: "Bro, we should double high-five, bro!"
Bro 1: "Bro, like an Eiffel Tower, bro?!"
Bro 2: "Bro, definitely, bro!"
Natalie: "Nnnmmmppphhh"
by The Shwastitute October 6, 2013
Get the Eiffel Tower mug.Tower Hill Kid: I love discussing string theory with friends while playing squash. Did you know my mother's maiden name was du Pont?
by The Honest Delawarean December 27, 2008
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