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university of Toledo an awesome university set in the city of Toledo. Offering 20,000 students access to high ranked sports, the arts, and tons of clubs and organizations there are countless ways to get involved. It’s an education not just in academics but in real life experience - UT has it all!
UT has a lot more to offer than that school down I-75, including a MAC Champion title for the 2004 season:)
by kristy December 7, 2004
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Toledo tickler

when a guy is sitting down and farts and then the fart has no where to go but up and between the the sack and inner thigh and creates a tickling sensation
i was driving my truck the other day and i had a Toledo tickler and it was warm and smelled of low grade cabbage
by thoseanarchos April 28, 2010
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tickle tolerance

How well one can resist laughing and squirming when tickled
Emily couldn't control her laughter when John started tickling her feet. She had no tickle tolerance.
by the tickle master December 5, 2010
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University of Toledo

The University of Toledo, located in the sprawling urban slum of Toledo, Ohio offers students a waste of their college years. Offerring an intensely limited array of majors, advisors and professors strive to either fail their students, or mess up their schedules just enough so that students will have to "enjoy" an extra year at this excellent university. Admission is not based on academic excellence in high school, but whether or not you can pay tuition. As an added bonus, every student graduates with a minor in ebonics.

Graduates leave with the warm memories of foreign people teaching Comp 1, BET blasting on all of the TV sets in the Student Union, AVI eggs that look like sponges, squirrels that are bigger than great danes, and the knowledge that now they don't have to worry about the "parking nazis" anymore.

If this school sounds like what you are looking for in higher education, ask your self these questions: do you like rap? do you like living in the ghetto? do you mind driving around in circles looking for a place to park for at least an hour? do you believe in Title 9? do you like not seeing the sun for 11.9 months out of the year? do you prefer to waste your youth away? Then this is the school for you!
You know you go to the University of Toledo if the only things there are to do are get mugged, get jumped, get shanked, get bored, or get drunk.
by emily g February 19, 2005
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Toledo, Ohio

A great place, full of great people. Toledo offers great Minor league Baseball and Hockey teams. It's art museum and zoo are among the top in the country. Countless Historical sites close by (Ft. Meigs, PutnBay, Falling Timbers, Rutherford B Hayes, Ludwig Mill, Sauders Village) Home of The University of Toledo and BGSU twenty min. south. Both schools around 20k students. On the shores of lake Erie and less than hour from the bass islands. A variety of great restaurants (Mancy's,Tony Pacos, Loma Lindas, Sean's, Webers, Capers). Very impressive Parks all around and outside of the city (ie. Oak Openings, Maumee Bay, Sidecut, Secore) Great public golf courses/country clubs (The Legacy/Inverness). Birthplace of great people like Jamie Farr"MASH", Tom Scholz "Boston", Bonnie Turner "That 70's Show/3rd Rock From the Sun",Dominick Labino "Artist-work in 65+Museums/Inventor - 57 patents including the Fiber Glass Used on Apollo Space Crafts" Eugene Kranz "Nasa flight director-Apollo 13" Jim Leyland "Detroit Tigers" Jim Jackson "NBA/BigTenNetwork" Countless Great Coaches inclucding, Don Donoher"Dayton NCAA Champ" Urban Meyer "Florida", Jim Harbough "Stanford", Joe Tiller "Purdue", Gary Pinkle "Missouri" Rob Chudzinski "Miami Hurricanes/Cleaveland Browns." Home to many large company's and fortune 500 corporations (Owens Illinois, Owens Corning, Dana, Jeep, John Mansville)
Toledo, Ohio home of the Mudhens 2005 2006 Governors Cup Champs
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Tokey

Roland is one badazz tokey man.
by JonnyB November 14, 2003
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Toly

a toly is a shit, a word from the country of madness some people like to call scotland
english example: i took a big toly last night and choked up the toilet.

scottish example: haul you ya toly heed, git tae fuck!
by KoRdAn September 6, 2008
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