gets more ass than a toilet seat

Used when one receives major amounts of ass.

man, I swear he gets more ass than a toilet seat.

by Adrian December 28, 2005

skibidi toilet fan

a literal infant who has no clue what a good story is and sits on their moms phone all day and comments "it's not a meme it's lore" on every dumbass skibidi toilet video.

person 1: yo you see that 3 month old baby over there?
person 2: yeah, he's a skibidi toilet fan.

by the tender defender August 6, 2023

Skibidi Toilet

A YouTube show made for people at the age of 0-8.

Skibidi toilet is not funny and has no lore once so ever. It is legitimately just a toilet.

by poofart96 August 23, 2023

toilet texting

To text message while on the toilet.

Guy 1: "Dude, I'm totally toilet texting you."
Guy 2: "Sweet, I toilet texted Fred earlier."

by TehAwesomeUD April 28, 2007

toilet talk

The act of bailing out the water from a toilet in order to converse via the toilet pipes with inmates on another floor whilst incarcerated.

Inmate 1103 has crap and piss on his face cuz he's been toilet talking with inmate 3034

by Toastyghosty January 14, 2008

toilet seat butt

the imprint of the toilet seat on your butt. usually occurs when sitting on the seat for a long period of time.

Joe: oh my god, i just took a thirty minute dump
Tom: damn, you must have a bad case of toilet seat butt.
Joe: that i do my friend.

by tree meister November 25, 2011

toilet bowl fart

A fart released into the toilet bowl, creating a lovely echo. Arguably the most musically enjoyable fart.

toilet bowl fart

Dude #1: "I had the best toilet bowl fart today. It echoed so nicely off the porcelain."

Dude #2: "Awesome."

by Court86 January 18, 2009