toeffy

shaolin sheep master. likes antimatter. male.

by zedug June 5, 2003

toeffy

Flying Guilliotine

A Kinetikally (sic) energised weapon of mass distraction

by Anonymous October 30, 2003

Tomfuckery

The old phrase tomfoolery for millennials

Johnny stop that tomfuckery.

by AbhiMagic007 December 13, 2018

Meckin' Trefundous!

Comical corruption of "fuckin' tremendous!". Used for fun, or when use of the actual phrase out loud would be inappropriate.

"You missed last night's piss-up, man! Oh, meckin' tre-FUN-dous!!!"

or

"Whoa, your new girlfriend has one meckin' trefundous ass, dude."

by Uncle Al, the Perv's Pal August 26, 2005

ToFu

The excuse for anything remotely food-like.

Woo! We're having tofu for dinner!

by GCG December 7, 2003

Tofu

'Tofu' as used to describe a person. Tofu is a bland and tasteless food item on its own. It is only when you add it to a dish full of meats and vegetables that it takes on the flavoring of all its around and becomes something.

Tony joined a gym and now he's all in the meathead scene. Total tofu

by Mr_Andy June 27, 2013

tofu

The 2nd most elite pro-gamer of all time, second only to redknob who has legions of fan-bois everywhere and I could never be as good as him.

He is my hero!

Damn, tofu's skillz are l33t

by Rissole October 12, 2004