Musky Pork

The post anal sex penis after rearranging the lower intestine of dirty, unprepared partner.

Man I absolutely railed Sheila’s ass last night but she left me with the musky pork.

I couldn’t explain my musky pork to my wife after I got home from a boys night out.

That prostitute left me with some musky pork but it was worth the $5.

by Dick Onchin October 2, 2020

Pork Funnel

A Woman's Vagina

Holy shit Batman, did you see that pork funnel? Looks like a badly packed kebab with extra garlic sauce...

by BBErections June 17, 2019

pork basket

1) Where you put the pork 2) Female genitalia

At Oktoberfest I'm going to put my sausage in the beer wench's pork basket.

by Doctor Chroma August 20, 2011

Pork Ribbons

When her taint is extra meaty and has has multiple fat rolls.

She bent over for me and whoa!!!! Pork ribbons.

She likes me to smack her pork ribbons.

As if her beef curtains weren’t not enough, her pork ribbons added to the fun.

by Eaton Holgoode June 6, 2018

aunty pork

A term used in aboriginal cultures to mean dominant female in bdsm relationships. Typically Aunty pork is an older women (60-70 years of age).

“Aunty pork paid a visit last night” “aw dude that sucks, did you lube up?” “Nope, was bleeding all night.”

“Aunty pork porked my ass real good”

“Aunty porks fingernails are no joke”

“Had burritos last night dropped a mean ass shit afterwards felt like my anus had seen Aunty pork”

by Pierce1 November 14, 2018

Pork Snork

It means something is no good, broken, beyond repair etc.

Sorry Freddy, it's fucked, it's had the Pork Snork.

by El Barnito June 30, 2023

pulling the pork

Another term for masturbating.. Pulling the pork.

Hey what's that guy doing? Don't mind him he is just pulling the pork

by Jesus juice 420 January 20, 2017