plastic surgery

The merely aesthetically-corrective/improving alterations performed by sneaky, dishonestly-clever credit-repair specialists to seemingly/temporarily improve your credit score or financial history so that you can obtain better "plastic" ("What's in **your** wallet?!??") for the time being.

Just like wrinkle-removal or breast-augmentation, credit-based plastic surgery is only temporary, and will deteriorate over time --- yep, the chickens'll still come home to roost; you're only delaying the agony till later.

by QuacksO March 22, 2017

Plastic Manners

When two people, or groups of people, meet up unexpectedly and instantly hide their true feelings about each other under awkward and blatantly fake politeness.

After just leaving an unwanted conversation and joining another with a genuine friend:

Newcomer: God, I thought that would never end.

Friend: You two have seriously plastic manners. Just admit you don't like talking to one another. It's sad watching you two stumble through a conversation.

by Easy Living September 29, 2008

plastic birthday

celebrating the person on your fake i.d.'s birthday

"you guys, my plastic birthday's coming up, party?"

"The birthday on my fake id is feb. 16, i'm going to get fucked up under his/her name...it's my plastic birthday"

by sultans_of_pdx February 5, 2010

Plastic Ewwwgery

When plastic surgery makes you look disgustingly worse than before!

Tara Reid had a lot of plastic ewwwgery on her stomach.

by Steupz August 10, 2009

Plastic Mouth

The inability to achieve comfort.

Wow this awkward situation leaves me feeling a bit plastic mouthed.

by ghettohaxor January 9, 2011

plastic magnet

a fake asshole.
someone who trys to get things easily and fucks "friends" over
stealing bastard
can't speak proper english
40 year old virgins who live in daddys basement

a plastic magnet is somewhat like a 40 year old virgin

by theMAN55_ September 20, 2010

Plastic Avenger

repo man for unpaid for blow-up dolls.

I think I got robbed last night. Either that or it was the Plastic Avenger

by greenmonstahmsn.com July 10, 2010