plastic surgery

The merely aesthetically-corrective/improving alterations performed by sneaky, dishonestly-clever credit-repair specialists to seemingly/temporarily improve your credit score or financial history so that you can obtain better "plastic" ("What's in **your** wallet?!??") for the time being.

Just like wrinkle-removal or breast-augmentation, credit-based plastic surgery is only temporary, and will deteriorate over time --- yep, the chickens'll still come home to roost; you're only delaying the agony till later.

by QuacksO March 22, 2017

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Plastic Manners

When two people, or groups of people, meet up unexpectedly and instantly hide their true feelings about each other under awkward and blatantly fake politeness.

After just leaving an unwanted conversation and joining another with a genuine friend:

Newcomer: God, I thought that would never end.

Friend: You two have seriously plastic manners. Just admit you don't like talking to one another. It's sad watching you two stumble through a conversation.

by Easy Living September 29, 2008

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plastic fork

cheap, common eating utensil with long spikes for eating/killing with, you decide, usually comes in a pack

Cut my life into pizza, this is my plastic fork over baking, heavy breathing dont give a fuck it its carbs that im eating

by metal cheezbooger December 17, 2016

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Plastic straws

They are super effective against turtles

Person 1: *Throws plastic straws at a turtle*
Turtle: *Dies*

by Bussin burrito with steel ass January 10, 2022

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Plastic Hassles

1960's hippie lingo for any social norm or ideal that they felt was a conformist notion designed to rob them of their free thought.

Dad: "Hey son, it's time you got a job and contributed to the household."

Hippie Son: "Don't wrap me up in your plastic hassles, work is just a construct of conformity!"

by x BILKO x September 12, 2016

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