Don't shoot the puppy

probably one of the best/worst time waster games ever made. involves a puppy a cannon and maybe the occasional red ball.

Man, I was playing don't shoot the puppy the other day and I about crapped myself it was so fun.

Ever heard of don't shoot the puppy? no? Good, let's keep it that way...

Don't shoot the puppy by jolly saint hick January 30, 2009

The Left Can't Meme

"The Left Can't Meme" is a statement mocking how those who lean to the left on the political spectrum have biased and unfunny humor. Although mostly used by those who lean to the right on the political spectrum, it is increasing in use, even to those who are uninterested in politics.

The reasons for why people believe 'the left can't meme' vary. Most leftist memes are characterized by lack of a punchline (if there even tends to be one), mocking any opposing political party without reason (shown by their crude drawings of those who are on the right, as obese, gun-loving, and Trump-supporting), and lengthy reading time (with some even putting paragraphs into their memes).

Right-leaning Person: "The Left Can't Meme.. I see this becoming true as the days go by."

The Left Can't Meme by boringpianos April 22, 2023

Can't Pooch the Mounouch 

The phrase one utters when in the presence of the Mounouch.

Danny: I wish I could pull as many girls as you.
Steven: Well... you know what they say... Can't Pooch the Mounouch

Can't Pooch the Mounouch by Horny4porny69 May 16, 2018

don’t buy the mug

urban dictionary always seems to want you to buy a mug

who actually buys it ?

“i bought an urban dictionary mug with the word Watermelon Sugar on it”

just don’t buy the mug

don’t buy the mug by tubbolive September 3, 2021

don't cross the streams

What you tell two people peeing at urinals next to each other to save them from untimely death, in reference to crossing the streams in Ghostbusters.

Woh! Watch out! Don't cross the streams!

don't cross the streams by zipwolf June 28, 2006

the bell doesn't dismiss you, I do 

It defeats the purpose of the bell, teachers keep students in because they don't care about the students, and want them to keep them in for an "important" reason. Why can't the teacher go over it next time?

Bell: *rings*
Me: *gets out of seet*
Mrs Hooker: The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do
Me: Srsly?

the bell doesn't dismiss you, I do by Power476 April 14, 2021

Don't Break the Seal Night 

Bar special where you drink for free until you have to urinate. Any drinks you get after you "break the seal" have to be paid for.

Carl only managed to get six beers for free on Don't Break the Seal Night...should have gone to the john before.

Don't Break the Seal Night by Anonymous January 2, 2003