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mail waiting

When you spend hours waiting for mail by constantly checking the mailbox/your notifications.
Person A: *refreshes mail page*
Person B: You've refreshed the page 100 times.
Why are you still doing it?
Person A: I'm waiting for an acceptance e-mail.
Person B: May you please stop mail waiting?
I need to use the computer too, you know!
by ChameleonDragon March 10, 2018
mugGet the mail waitingmug.

Scooter Mail

The act of sending a child on a scooter to pickup, deliver something to a neighbor,friend or store to deliver or pick something up.
Thanks for the"milk delivery via scooter mail I was hanging out for a ""coffee
by 2hot2handel3636 October 7, 2012
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Mail Lady

Noun, plural 'Mail Ladies'
Def. 1
What most people call a female mailman, unless they use the inferior term 'mailwoman'.
For some reason, she always seems to either damage your package or be late with it (this fact also applies to Male Mail Ladies).
Also sometimes called a Maillady, Postlady, Post Lady, UPS Lady, or UPSlady.

Def. 2
A woman that arrived to you via the mail.

Def. 3
A term for someone that delivers sex, also known as a prostitute.

Def. 4
A misspelling of the word "male lady", usually found in text (sometimes also referred to as a "man" in British English)
Def. 1
guy 1: Hey, has the mail lady come for you yet? It's already 4 and the mail was suppose to get here by 3!
guy 2: I think I saw her jalopy crashed into a pole on my way home from work.
guy 1: God damn it....

Def. 2
guy 1: Guess what? I just got a mail lady!
guy 2: What, like a mail order bride?
guy 1: No, she came in a package.
guy 2: So...she's a contortionist?
guy 1: I never said she was alive.

Def. 3
guy 1: Has the mail lady come for you yet?
guy 2: No, I think she's still at Johnson's.

guy 3: Sorry, she insisted on doing foreplay first.

Def. 4
guy 1: Hey did u see that cute chick that moved in down the street? She seems ur type
guy 2: Nah im only into mail ladies
by PostOfficer February 22, 2019
mugGet the Mail Ladymug.

night-mail

(n.) - Email letters and messages that arrive in your inbox overnight while you are sleeping, often from people in different time zones around the world
"Every morning I check my night-mail to see if anything urgent arrived from overseas. With all these time zones worldwide, you never know who is going to email you and when!"

-- overheard at a watercooler at the UN building in Manhattan
by PRwiz101 September 1, 2009
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Mail boss

Someone that takes charge of the lowest level job at an office. Counting mail.
I'm supposed to put letters in one pile and checks in another pile so maybe I'd better ask the mail boss for official training.
by Homeless Guy's pants October 6, 2017
mugGet the Mail bossmug.

tequi-mailing

Writing emails with too much tequila in your system.
I went out with friends last night for margaritas and when I came home, I started tequi-mailing people. I'm pretty sure that will come back to bite me in the butt.
by vtmom February 28, 2010
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Google Mail

noun
1) An expansion of the word Gmail

2) dated, British. A term used for Gmail in the UK as another company claimed trademark to the Gmail name in the UK.
(note: Gmail has now retained its original name since 3rd May 2010.)
Hello there gentlemen. I have a Google Mail account. Jolly good.
by koolyman June 14, 2011
mugGet the Google Mailmug.

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