Tentacle tard

-noun

1.) Someone so ridiculously inbred that it's amazing they don't have tentacles growing out of their face.

2.) A mentally retarded squid.

Dude 1: Where's Jim?
Dude 2: Playing World of Warcraft.
Dude 3: Jim's such a fucking tentacle tard.

by Mr snuggle mittenz December 31, 2008

texticles

When a guy only texts you, and doesn't talk to you in person, he doesn't have real testicles. He has texticles.

He doesn't have the balls to talk to me! He's just got texticles.

by jendolmayan July 7, 2009

Tentacles Off

to act cool and as if sober when intoxicated.

Guy1: You man this is some good weed.

Guy2: Tentacles off man my mom is coming!

Mom: What are you guys doing?

Guy2: Nothing just doing homework.

Mom: Okay have fun.

Guy2: Tentacles back on!

by Carl Ondiac April 28, 2011

Testicle-demiglaze

The greasy film left over genitals after a night of filthy sex

the testicle-demiglaze I have now is strong enough to bring a tear to a donkey's eye.

by macdad March 31, 2003

testicle paint

another word for cum

I filled my cum bucket with testicle paint

by James Hendry August 21, 2003

testickles

Adj:

1. Playful game in which a person named Tes is tickled.

2. The sexual act of gently stroking the testicles in order to produce a favourable outcome for the male in question. Overuse of this practice has led to an increased incidence of blueballs according to the North American Medical Journal.

Henry: Darling would you please perform some testickles on me?
Florence: Of course dear, just let me shave my knuckles first.

by Superlicks February 9, 2010

Testicle Tuesday

A very famous and widespread holiday that occurs on the first Tuesday of every month. Created in 1469 by Emperor Paltitties of the Roman empire.

Hey jimmy m9 its testicle tuesday, i brought the vodka!

by Dank_Shrekmaster69 October 28, 2016