Tentacle tard

-noun

1.) Someone so ridiculously inbred that it's amazing they don't have tentacles growing out of their face.

2.) A mentally retarded squid.

Dude 1: Where's Jim?
Dude 2: Playing World of Warcraft.
Dude 3: Jim's such a fucking tentacle tard.

by Mr snuggle mittenz January 1, 2009