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taking her temperature

Euphemism for having sexual relations with an incredibly attractive woman, i.e. you're "taking her temperature" vaginally with your penis instead of a thermometer.
The gorgeous blonde paralegal with whom you work walks into your office, and your first thought is "I SO want to lick her pussy and take her temperature."
by Point Oner November 22, 2004
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room temperature ones

a one which is not cold. however it is barely a one at all, as proven in strong bad's theory of the properties of ones, in which the ONEitude is directly proportional to the COLDitude. room temperature ones are known to be drunk in foreign lands, along with not-so-cold ones and *shudder* warm ones.
Although on certain evenings in spring a cool one can be quite refreshing. Mmmmmm, thats a good one...
by dudeman February 21, 2004
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Justin Timberlake

The best Pop, R&B and rap singer ever! He might be a white rapper but he is certainly better than Eminem! He is good looking and the best singer ever! He is like as good as Avril Lavigne, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Emminem, 50 Cent, Nelly, Linkin Park, Fort Minor, Simple Plan and loads of other really good singers! You go Justin!
by *duNNo* July 29, 2006
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Justin Timberlake

The hottest guy in music.
He wants me.
He's cheating on Cameron Diaz.
He has TONS of talent & his dance moves are amazing.
His voice is orgasmic.
mhmm
CHICK1 :YO, i think we should all rape Justin Timberlake.
CHICK2 :YEAH, he's hot, too bad he's inlove with MORAG.
CHICK1 :OHYEAH, lets back off.
by NOTMORAG September 8, 2008
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Justin Timberlake

Horny little kid still going through puberty.
After seeing Janet Jackson's breast, Justin Timberlake became confused and disoriented. So that's what a titty looks like, he thought.
by KingTT February 3, 2004
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Timber

A game little people play to retaliate against the popular sport of "Midget Tossing", in which a little person sneaks up behind a tall person, kicks them in the back of the knee, and yells "Timberrr!!" as they fall.
"Dude, watch out for that little chick. She might try to play 'timber' on your ass."
by OliviaC4 November 30, 2009
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timberwolf

"boy, that girl is such a timberwolf"
by peiper July 28, 2003
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