Tim Tebowner

Having a passionate love for Tim Tebow, or Jesus Christ but, mostly Tim Tebow.
A boner for Tim Tebow.

Guy 1: Hey bro, do you like the Broncos?
Guy 2: Of course! I have the biggest Tim Tebowner.

by D Snack January 21, 2012

Tebow

The act of one man fucking another.

"Did you hear about Justin? Ryan caught him getting Tebowed hard last night!"

by denver92 October 30, 2011

Tebowing

The act of conspicuously praying on one knee with a hand to the face.

The girl was tebowing so hard she didn't notice that I'd given her a Dirty Sanchez after the Donkey Punch.

by Trumplix Bawlz December 31, 2011

Tebowing

Dropping to a knee in gracious praise to Allah........all the while stuffing Satan's face with your testicles (see te-bagging).

I was so happy Jesus let me make that putt that I instantly tore off all my clothes, began Tebowing and bounced by big sweaty Christian balls right off Lucifer's supple chin.

by Teboner December 19, 2011

Teflon

Term commonly used in reference to DuPont Teflon coated denier bullet-proof ballistic nylon.

Tre-pound on my hip, Teflon on my chest.

Teflon territory, you just can't shoot through.

by M1 December 16, 2004

teflon

The ability to deflect or deny blame in a work situation

You Teflonned that one!

by Chris October 24, 2003

Tebowing

Being hyped beyond belief only to turn out to be nothing more than a massive bust. Similar to the late '90s phenomenon "leafing" (named after Ryan Leaf).

Boy I hope this new QB we drafted pans out. It seems like every QB in the last three years has wound up Tebowing.

by non-believer 15 October 30, 2011