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Finger Tease

The equivalent of a blow job except it is your finger not your penis. Usually an early warning sign for bigger things.
Guy 1: "Dude she gave me a finger tease!"
Guy 2: "Great,you are so getting a blow job soon!"
Finger Tease by scar13 November 8, 2009

Bro Tease 

1) When you think you have a bro, but he hits you up with a text like "Whats Up?" or "Wheres the party?" everynight and then you tell him, only to be replied with a "Nice"

You thought you had a bro, but it was only a tease.
Guy 1: Whats up?
Guy 2: Poker night man you should stop by lol.
Guy 1: Nice.

later...

Guy 3: So what happened to your bro?
Guy 1: Well, he hit me up so I told him to come through but I guess it was just a bro tease
Bro Tease by Matecio June 2, 2009

Dick tease 

To tease someone ever so tantalizingly, like when you lead a girl on by flirting with her often and never do anything with her. Or it can be even more extreme, such as if you've eaten a girl out for over an hour now and she's ready for the dick, but right as you're 20% of the way in, you pull out and walk out of the room.
After downloading LoL (League of Legends) for over five hours now, it says to launch the game. But right after you click play if updates for three more hours. What a fucking dick tease

She always acts so innuendous, but always turns out be just pulling a dick tease.
Dick tease by Eat a bag of dicks October 7, 2012

Poop Tease 

When you go into the bathroom to take a poop, but only gas is emitted.
Probably the inspiration for the poem:
Here I sit broken hearted
Came to shit and only farted.

I went to the bathroom to shit, but it was just a poop tease.
Poop Tease by poodlewhacker July 19, 2009
Anyone who is acting in a provocative or flirtatious manner towards a girl or implicitly promising sexual favours to a girl that are never delivered.
He was acting like he was going to take off his shirt for me but he only showed me his abs, what a vag tease...
Vag tease by Hpodity March 26, 2010

Blog Tease 

(noun)
One who provokes or disturbs their online audience through witty or sometimes crappy written content posted to their blog site on an infrequent basis; Unlike prick or cock (tease) most commonly associated with this term, this person frustrates its current and potential blog readers by posting infrequent short stories and further torments those readers through shameless self promotion on social media sites such as Facebook, Twitter and Google+ without returning for an undisclosed period of time. A blog tease can best be characterized through an uncanny ability to tell good stories both online and in person without notice of when they will return again.
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Blog Tease by Motherhoodintheraw September 29, 2011