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shit stained thumb knuckle

Its when you wipe your ass after a particularly filthy dump and you get a shit stain your thumb knuckle.
I was pleased to finally get the key to the executive wash room, however Stan Phillips was not pleases to see that I had a shit stained thumb knuckle when I shook his hand at the share holder meeting.
by jim dandyy June 13, 2011
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bible-thumper

(So called because some evangelists literally thump their Bibles to emphasize important parts of a sermon.)

A person whose religious beliefs include strict adherence to the Bible. He is likely to deliver angry sermons to anyone who believes differently, even if that "difference" means belonging to a church that disagrees with his interpretation of Scriptures.
DeeDee's co-workers called her a Bible-thumper after she tacked gospel tracts onto the office bulletin board.
by Ingeborg S. Nordén May 23, 2006
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COD thumb

An inconvenient bruise on the end of your thumb caused by clicking the left analog stick to run in call of duty for endless hours.
i wish i didnt spend my entire day playing mw2, i have a terrible case of COD thumb.
by shecks June 19, 2010
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thumb

One of your five fingers. That's right! It's a FINGER. The thumb is a finger, so fuck you assholes who say you have four fingers and a thumb!
I'd like to shove my thumb up those people's asses.
by Phlegatu May 11, 2004
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Hunter S. Thompson

Amazing journalist, quite possibly the greatest person to ever walk the earth besides the Dalai Llama.
famous quotes by Hunter S. Thompson:

"Bill Clinton does not inhale marijuana, right? You bet. Like I chew on LSD but I don't swallow it."

"In four short years he has turned our country from a prosperous nation at peace into a desperately indebted nation at war. But so what? He is the President of the United States, and you're not. Love it or leave it."
–on George W. Bush

"All we have to do is get out and vote, while it's still legal, and we will wash those crooked warmongers out of the White House."

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."

"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours."

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."

"Going to trial with a lawyer who considers your whole life-style a Crime in Progress is not a happy prospect."
by bagpipehustler November 26, 2007
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THUMB QUEERS

OPINIONATED PEOPLE WITH LITTLE TO NO BRAIN ACTIVITY THUMB QUEERS
CLUELESS THUMB QUEERS WITH NO TALENT IMAGINE THAT THEIR ALWAYS RUNNIN THEIR SORRY MOUTH'S!
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 27, 2011
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Thumbcaca

Hey dude check out thats guys thumbcaca
by Zangtar king of the moon June 1, 2011
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