jit thong

A one-of-kind alpha male. Courageous and disciplined. Natural leader with sensitivity.

That bald dude is a real Jit Thong!

by England Specialist April 24, 2018

The Thonged Avenger

A Web Comic that was created in 2010 to make fun of an actual person who put on a thong to freak out a friend's mom.
In the Web Comic Zeff uses a thong of power to fight crime. He is the worse crime fighter in the history of crime-fighting for obvious reasons. And in love, he is always rejected.

See: Thonged Avenger (Definition), also see Facebook "The Thonged Avenger"

The website did not support itself and was taken a few years later.

I wanted to be a strangely perverted superhero like The Thonged Avenger.

by The Punisher 57925 March 31, 2020

jock thong

Retains the same functions as a regular jockstrap but with the addition a thong-type string in the rear part of the garment for aesthetic reasons as well as to offer extra coverage to one's backside/anus.

Man: "I'll see if I can find any jock thongs to buy, I wouldn't want any of the other guys to see my asshole in case I for any reason have to bend over, squat, kneel, or crouch in the locker room."

Boy: "I think that I might wear jock thong today, because I want that extra support for my butt, but I wouldn't want to feel so exposed in my backside."

Man: "Wearing this sexy jock thong tonight is guaranteed to score me some action with my partner--they won't be able to get their hands off me! The illusion, mystery, suspense, and sexual wonder is too much to hold back on."

by NotYourAverageUnderwearExpert February 20, 2014

de-thong

to pick your underwear out of your ass

Jennifer had a massive wedgie after slouching on the couch, so she reached back and de-thonged herself.

by dinglebutt December 18, 2011

thong water

Dirty water used to clean thongs

person: can you please go throw out my thong water? i’m done doing my laundry

by mudda boolshit November 26, 2019

Thong Shot

Push a females underwear to the side then proceed to have sex, while leaving the underwear left on the side of her clam region, this is useful for quick on the go sexual intercourse skipping the step of removing the undergarments.

I hit Brittany with the thong shot last night and she was very impressed

by Odellshitchestbeckham December 11, 2020

Thong Thursday

Where everyone including boys HAS to wear a thong every Thursday

Do you wear a thong on Thong Thursdays?

by 2fadeddanza September 29, 2022