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pimp the system

To get more out of a job than one is supposed to get. Getting financial aid when not absolutely necessary.
"Where'd you cop that grip?"

"I figured out how to pimp the system, g, took it out the register on my break!!!"
by Allen Iverson August 4, 2004
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Merit System

A system or policy whereby people are promoted or rewarded on the basis of ability and achievement rather than because of seniority, quotas, patronage, or the like.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 30, 2003
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Immune System

A system used to kill bacteria and viruses. Also fungi, and parasites.

Example of Imunne doing its job.

Macrophage: Yo! There is a bacteria over here.
Neutrophils: Ok man, gonna eat this dude, and we are done!

Another example.

Killer T-Cells: Yo! This infected cell is going to die.
inset cell dying

Last example.

B-Cells: Yo this bacteria is too dangerous, gonna make some Antibodies.
insert bacteria being disabled and Macrophages and Neutrophils eating them
1: how's your immune system doing?
2: ok, they are fighting the Flu.
by sussiboka December 31, 2021
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Gates Scaling System 2

A overall system of scaling one's personal attributes by starting from 1 to (scaled attribute)
" On a scale of 1 to noob, you're a 6 on the Gates Scaling System 2
by The Gates Scaling System 2 December 21, 2008
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SYSBM

Also known as Save Yourself Black Men, are a group of straight black men that are simply going their own way for peace of mind.

Due to the nature of The Black Gynocracy that primarily plagues African Americans, Black Men aren’t given the same levels of respect men of other races receive. Black Men are the most oppressed, neglected, and mocked demographic in America. Black Men are expected to have zero standards for a good life or intimate partner by both our Black Women and American society as whole.

In the Black Community, The Black Woman is a Goddess that can do no wrong and the Black Man exists to serve. No other race of men on Planet Earth are expected to take their women as is “just because” except for Black Men. In our community and statistically speaking, Black Woman can be overweight/borderline obese, have had multiple sexual partners, multiple kids by other men, and have severe mental issues … and Black Men have to take her as is.

Black Men are awakening to the fact that Black Women play a major part in keeping us down. Black Men are realizing that we have more options outside our race to date out and be happy than Black Women, and if it wasn’t the case they wouldn’t always complain about it on all forms of media.

SAVE YOURSELF BLACK MEN 💯
*A group of college Black Women pass a Black Man (who they never paid any attention to in highschool) and his interracial girlfriend walking in the opposite direction, minding their own business*

Black Women 1: Sellout.

Black Women 2: These n*gg*s can’t handle a strong black queen so they just run away its whatever nobody wanted him anyways

Black Women 3: Imma just get be me a white boy.

Black Women 4: She prolly just fetishing him anyways what a goofy

Black Women 5: Divest ladies they hate us.

SYSBM.
by HighNigga1337 January 7, 2022
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System of a Down

Who said SOAD was pop music? theyre not pop music they are KICKASS ROCKNROLL BITCHES
SOAD is not pop
by stuey April 2, 2004
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Bag system

A system or nomenclature used for labeling the intensity of ugly a given woman is subject to. A woman can be ugly on one of any three levels. First, the single-bagger, or a woman ugly enough to merit one bag over the head during intercourse; Second, the two-bagger, or a woman who is so ugly that a bag is needed to be put over both her head and yours during intercourse, and finally, the three-bagger; a woman so entirely atrocious that not only do both you and her necessitate bags over your heads during intercourse, but so does anyone who may (god forbid) be looking in through the window.
God damn, man,on the bag system, Chloe is without a doubt a three-bagger, that bitch is hideous!
by Adrian Zmed October 22, 2006
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