sympathectomy

Verb: the act of feeling sorry for someone due to their recent or constant lack of sexual activity and having sex with them anyway out of sympathy. Also known as a mercy hump.

Rob: "So, Chris swears he gonna get laid on his date tonight."

Josh: "The only way he's gettin any is if she gives him a sympathectomy."

by Bobbaganoosh81 December 6, 2010

Sympathy blowjob

A sympathy blowjob is when a girl gives a guy a blowjob out of sympathy for example he has no sex life what so ever and his mates take the piss out of him.

"Did she give you the sympathy blowjob then mate? "

by Greenpug123 May 1, 2016

Crotch Sympathy

The squirming and "oh shit/snap/damn/etc" moan from any individual or group, verbally or in thought, when viewing an instance of one's groin area being subjected to physical pain, or hearing of a story describing such an instance.

Usually applies to hearing or viewing stories describing your same gender, but can also be universal.

"Dude, did you hear what happened to James at Bogart's yesterday?"
"Naw, fill us in bro"
"He decided to start crowd surfing, and as he did some asshole punched him in the 'nads"
Everyone: "OH DAAYUUUMMM!"- as they cross their legs, bend over as if to protect their crotch, squint their eyes
"I have nothing but crotch sympathy for James right now..."

by duodsg October 21, 2008

Snowball Symptoms

Several different ailments, often caused by different factors, such as partying during a busy week or trying to juggle many strenuous tasks. i.e. Different sympoms have a snowball effect, rendering the victim uncomfortable at best.

Victim: I'm covered in bug bites from the camping trip, totally beat from partying all weekend, and I think I might have sugar poisoning from all that dessert you made.
Person: Sounds like you have some snowball symptoms.

by Blanky Bob July 5, 2009

false sympathy

When people act like they care about you and what you're going through when in reality, they don't really give a single fuck.

P1: I'm always here for you.
P2: I don't need your false sympathy!
P1: Then okay. Goodbye bitch.

by crisairam June 19, 2016

Catfish Sympathizer

A Catfish Sympathizer is a person of the Wireclub community who accepts catfish and their fake pics and are friendly with them.

Johnny is a catfish sympathizer, he just added that catfish to his friend list. If there weren't so many catfish sympathizers on Wireclub perhaps the catfish would become extinct!

by Juan Jose Torres Ramon October 18, 2019

Sympathy shag

When a chap moans to wife/girlfriend about the lack of sex in relationship and then she comes on to him resulting in a shag.

Jim: "Had a moan last night about lack of bed jumping and then Sandra came on to me."
Ed: "The sympathy shag - did you go with it?"
Jim: "You bet, but i did feel bad."

by Nipper1972 February 5, 2010