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Bob:Man I sure could use a pair of headphones that don't give me that tin-like quality.
Smart guy: Here, you need Skull candy!
by The_Dude_Man November 28, 2006
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Skull Fuck

The illegal act of drilling a hole into someone's head and then proceeding to flop your love muscle in and out of the cranial hole. It is considered taboo in most cultures but is still legal in Australia, North and South Korea, and Iran. Was widely experimented with back in the 50's but was nixed due to the likely chance of the fornicator injuring or scratching his cum gun. The famous musician Moby is a very large advocator for it and is a key member in the movement to legalize skull fucking, claiming he has devised a way to safely carve a fuck hole out of a head( male or female we all know he likes to bat with both hands) that is instantly smoothed out providing his "Beef Whistle" safe entry into the mushy abyss of the brain.
Excerpt from the book 'The mountains, the west, the skull fuck'
"..... I studied her while she worked in the Garden, she was a classy gal, 5'2 built like a young boy, Daughter of a wealthy Irish man. She would occasionally turn and give me a smile sending my heart into a tizzy. I carefully studied her preciously built jaw bones, and exquisite facial structure, I couldn't help but imagine taking out my custard launcher and plunging it deep into her skull hole......."
-Theodore Roosevelt.
by DomFe January 11, 2012
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Scullare

Italian word deriving from "to scull": to drink (an alcoholic beverage) in a single draught.
Muoviti a scullare quella birra che dobbiamo andare! - C'mon! Scull that beer that we have to go!
by Adrasta December 29, 2010
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Scull

To row with an oar in each hand versus both hands on one oar as in sweep in a sliding seat rigged boat that is long and narrow. Usually a single rower. The opposite of the Team Sport of Crew. Great sport for the solitary athlete.
He sculls. She rows but she hates crew.
by RobitJ December 20, 2008
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skull raped

To be shot unexpectedly in the back of one's head. This term can be used in first person shooter games where one dies from head shot without knowing that they were targeted. May not always be used in real life situations for victim is usually dead.
Guy playing cs: "haha im pwning cs..."
*headshot*
"WTF?!? howd i die?"
"Dammit i got skull raped."
by stphn_kng November 5, 2006
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Skullhawk

A mohawk that is worn by those with receeding hairlines. Slang for this term is "sko'hawk."
A balding man trying to stay "hip" will grow a skullhawk.
by Cheryl Wood August 15, 2008
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skullfucker

An offensive term of a psychiatrist. A professional who specializes in the diagnosis and treatment of mental disorders.
That skullfucker tried to get me to talk about myself even though he is a complete stranger to me.
by SoulChain January 22, 2014
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