skirdoosh

The act of cracking a fresh beer in someone's face

Jake got me with a skirdoosh, help me clean my face off

by Mr.Dahmer December 10, 2015

sweird

An adjective used to describe something that is both "sweet" and "weird". Often used in response to an amusingly shocking statement.

- So I got hooked up with that pretty college teen last night. Fucked her hair real hard.
- Sweird!

- How does that pizza taste with maple syrup on top?
- Sweird...

by KenM January 3, 2016

Swindle

To cheat someone of money.By steeling from them.

Don't you see?I got swindled.

by BlackPohatu October 19, 2016

Swirfneblin

The answer to all questions.
Can be used on any question and give it the perfect answer.

Dan: Hey bro what's the time?
Bob: swirfneblin.
Dan: oh thanks!

by Im not bog December 5, 2016

Swindian

Indian woman with really bad swinge,

Indian woman from Swindon

That Indian girl's got really bad swinge... Reckon she's Swindian?

by shittzngiggz May 14, 2017

saird

saird is the best person you would ever meet. He's the nicest, sweetest, smart, funny guy. He has a caring heart and u would want to date him for a very long time and love him. and he also loves dank memes

saird your so smart!!!

by mii-kun567801 February 15, 2018

Swind

Disappear, fade, or decay. From Old English swinden, meaning to vanish.

Our craft and our wright is oft to swinden!

by Schönheit9 June 11, 2018