Ice shank

An amazing instrument made to poke a person until he stops moving. It has the perk to be left with the person you stabbed and person is then kind enough to melt the weapon with his own blood and gore, as to not incriminate you.

The fucker melted my ice shank! Now I can't use it again.

by Awesomesauce Productions February 26, 2015

Blind man's wank

When you sit on your hand for an extended period of time then proceed to masturbate. Your hand will have gone numb so it feels like someone else is doing it for you.

"Me and Dave combined the Blind man's wank with a Dutch Rudder last night"

"Really? I've got to try that! Sounds like a rush!"

by nialldthaitan September 30, 2010

sank

lazy way of saying "something" in south of england

im just going dan tan for sank

by ross106 April 21, 2008

Italian shank

the act of which a girl is spanked with a wooden spoon

"yo she was mad hyphy so i gave her the italian shank and she loved it"

by Truth March 14, 2005

Ham Shank

Ham Shank, wank. Rhyming slang for masterbation.

"I was so bored I had a Ham Shank"

by Dirty Sanchez November 14, 2003

Shank

To violently stab someone with the intent of causing serious damage, commonly used when in the presence of a zombie

Jenni Mawson "I'm gonna shank ya"

by The Norton Lass February 9, 2015

Swankylicious

Someone who is cool and awesome. Someone with awesome humor. A singing comedian with swag and style.

Have you seen Grant Uchida's new YouNow Cast? It's soo swankylicious!!

by okinawanchik June 27, 2012