story slacker

Someone who tells you a story involving people you've never met and fails to introduce the characters in the story.

"...And Tony said that Mary said..." Wait who the hell are Tony and Mary? You're a story slacker.

by bagitbabe October 9, 2008

Shank Smacker

A piece of equipment or an apparatus used to strike someone on the "shank" penis as punishment

He continued to make mistakes, so we were forced to use the shank smacker

by rikcy Weed July 31, 2009

news snacker

Someone who snacks on news from their cell phone, twitter or other social media.

I don't watch NBC any more. Nope, I' a news snacker these days with my new android and twitter.

by sbuser9 January 21, 2010

Man Smackery

A subset of spousal abuse, involving the wife smacking the crap out of her man, usually for saying something that she'd already warned him not to say or as an escalation of a hissy fit.

Woman1: "I haven't seen your friend around lately, WTF?"
Woman2: "She's serving 8 months for man smackery."
Woman1: "Her man said 'whatever' again, didn't he?"
Woman2: "Mmmm Hmmm"

by The Notorious CLG March 7, 2010

Slutty Slacker

Someone that flirts with co-workers instead of doing their assigned task.

She is a Slutty Slacker today!

by Cat VonD March 24, 2010

Mind-Stacker

A mind stacker is a person who enjoys to confuse you and annoy you.

They will make your mind trip over its self (Hence the MIND - STACKER)

Many people will also call these people "Weird", "strange", "philosophical"
These people are closely related to Karl Pilkington and Amy Fiske

Amy F: What is the speed of darkness? If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Whats the link between all these questions?

Randomer: Thats confusing... I don't know, your such a Mind-Stacker!

by Da-Yum October 19, 2010

cake stacker

somebody who is going nowhere in life. Stacking cakes being all they are good for. Or a fat person

Person 1: Hey, why does Kevin never come to school?
Person 2: Because he's a fucking cake stacker.

by jake hard May 21, 2011