Samirr

Samirr is a 2ft 1 midget rat with a ski slope nose.

Samirr you rat

by Cracker Cunt May 26, 2016

smirk

I word that all edgy Wattpad users use in all of their angsty fanfictions when a character smiles. It’s often followed by another character growling at them and more poorly written forplay.

Axel smirked and said, “Sky, you have no idea what I could do to you.”
Then Sky growled at him.

by WeedWizard70 July 4, 2019

Smirnoff intolerant

Unable to drink Smirnoff vodka without getting sick.

Joe: What are you grabbing from the liquor store?
Moe: Some Smirnoff and Amp.
Joe: Dude, I can't drink that shit. It make me sick.
Moe: God damn! Half this fuckin' town is Smirnoff intolerant!

by 2014_chiguy April 28, 2009

smirkle

A facial expression that is halfway between a smile and a smirkle.

There was a cute girl in my class, and, not knowing her enough to give a full smile, I smirkles at her.

by Steven Margolin July 11, 2006

smirnoff

Alcohol advertised to be vodka but really is shit. If you bring Smirnoff at a party, you really have to hate the person inviting you.

A: Want some vodka?
B: Yeah, sure... Wadya have?
A: Smirnoff
B: I thought you said you had vodka not dollar store booze....

by virus612 October 17, 2013

Smirf

type of facial expression that is made while peeing

I was smirfing the entire time!

by JungleWalkin' December 11, 2010

smirnoff ice drinker

a girl

so i offered HER a drink

by Anonymous October 2, 2002