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penny stock dating

Dating people who are currently overweight, but have some beautiful features and, under the right circumstances including weight loss, has the potential to become very attractive and at that point out of your league. Although there is a very small possibility of this, a penny stock dater has decided to assume the risk and invest without any guarantees.
"Yo Bob... Remember Lisa last year, chubby but with the cute eyes? check that bitch out now after losing 40lbs.. Once she went for 20 cents now going for a Benjamin these days. Your ass should have invested in some penny stock dating when you had the chance."
by WolfofWyomingSt February 27, 2014
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Stacks on stacks on stacks on stacks

I've got stacks on stacks on stacks on stacks on my back account
by Bagger59 December 26, 2017
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Silk Stocking

A dangling anal prolapse extending several inches out from the oring.
After hours of plundering anal sex, Roger told his girlfriend to go peek at her ass in the mirror as she was now sporting a lovely silk stocking dangling between her ass cheeks.
by Eaton Holgoode February 17, 2015
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stacks of wax

a pile of vinyl records often found in studios
nothing but the stacks of wax, man
by tommy September 19, 2003
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Drop your cocks and grab your socks

1. Stop what your are doing and lets go.
2. Get going with wit the quickness.
Yo drop your cocks and grab your socks! I got the 411 on the party tonight.
by Steve December 22, 2004
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cheese sticks

Best fucking food in the world!!!However eat to much of cheese sticks.you will be on the crapper for maybe about 4 hours 10 tops!!!!
sister-Whats taking you forever in the bathroom?
brother-Sorry had 8 cheese sticks to many!!!
by gorillaz April 28, 2008
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Italian Socks

When concrete slabs are dried onto someones feet. That person is then thrown into deep water. This act is usually done to people you don't regard as friends.

This is usually done by Italian mafia, hence the name, Italian socks.
He didn't pay my money back in time, so I ordered the boys to give him a pair of Italian socks. He's swimming with the fishes now.
by RandomDictionaryDude March 5, 2011
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