Baller Status

someone who everyone recongnizes for their accomplishments and what they have...

Lebron James is 22 and is riding on baller status, he is the clevland cavaliers and owns everything

by clarence thomas June 11, 2006

pimp statis

One who has much "pimp status". One who excels at many things, such as pimping, ballin', or just being the shit.

Damn, did you see Shawn at the club last night?! That kid has pimp statis.

by Shawn April 12, 2004

mandingo status

Any man who is packin mad meat, in other words has a huge dick, usually 12 inches and up.

Oh shit, there goes that black dude strait from africa, you kno hes mandingo status fo sho

by S.E.G. killa C-4 January 25, 2007

statustician

Someone whose Facebook (or other site) status is updated more times than he or she blinks every day. This person's status is always on your news feed.

Dang, did you see Priscilla's status today?

Which one, dude? That bitch is a straight up statustician!

by Hombre3000 February 6, 2009

Status Lynch

When a persons facebook status starts being commented on by others; and then people change the subject and use the thread to have a completely off topic discussion amongst themselves.

Last night I made a status commenting on how my sister throws house parties without me... ended up getting status lynched by my friend and my sister trying to work out when the next should be!

by Thrashasaur February 13, 2009

Status Upvague

A Facebook status update that is extremely vague and designed to solicit comments from people seeking clarification.

The noun that results from the verb "Vaguebooking".

Person A: "Yo did you see Rod Johnson's recent status update?"

Person B: "Yeah nobody can figure out what he's talking about. He's not being very specific. It's a total Status Upvague."

Person A: "Word. I should post a comment seeking clarification."

Person B: "Don't do it man. That's exactly what he wants."

by Brian Dubya Oh February 20, 2010

status stalker

An individual who obsessively "likes" and comments on the Facebook statuses of certain members of their friendslist, no matter how mundane or lame the status update might be. They often employ empty flattery or praise, smiley emoticons, and weak jokes, all in an effort to curry favor with the other person--or, in the case of male status stalkers, as an attempt to get into a girl's pants.

Will's become a status stalker in a powerfully lame attempt to score some tail.

by sappyscurry May 14, 2010