Stanley Straight

A type of hair which looks incredibly geeky and out of place. You usually perceive it with distaste, and feel negatively about how you look when you have it. It's also known as Stanley hair.

"Oh my god look at my Stanley hair today!"
"This hairstyle? It's totally Stanley Straight"

by Tobicat August 18, 2017

Stache Donkey

When you grow out your ‘Stache so well that when eating their butt it tickles the cheeks and they rear up and kick.

How’d you get that black eye? Oh I gave my old lady a stache donkey

by Stachedonkey June 21, 2019

Stachenese

Stachenese, derived from the Italian god of DeStache translates to “slide that pussy” and consists of words such as “SPLOTCHBANOLE” and “BOMBAYANOO” YE YE!

Teach me that Stachenese, bitch please!

by MS.M-R April 9, 2020

Stachey’s Angels

Name given to a group of extra moist kittens. Innocent until provoked, Stachey’s Angels spank those who misbehave until their butt hurts!

I just got spanked by Stachey’s Angels!
Purrrrrrr!

by MS.M-R April 10, 2020

Stanley (town)

Stanley is a little disease ridden town near consett what is full of scary hard people and at there maccies they have to have a bouncer there and there also is the head quaters of the stanley maffia who will pull up to your house if you diss stanley but still conset>>>stanley.

Stanley (town) is a very scary town
man 1:hes fit
man 2: there from stanley
man 1: oh well

by Uncle Barry touched me May 11, 2022

stanley

little dickhead with a microscopic dick, who also acts so tough when really hes just a baby inside. He'll never become a man so everyone should treat him like the little boy he'll always be.

' are u a pussy?'

'no i'm stanley.'

by itssude87 June 8, 2022

Stanley Uris

The amazing Bird Boy that deserved way better.

A: who does Bill like?

B: Stanley Uris?

C: no Bev…

by It’s pennywise July 6, 2022