stangl

Pronounced sten-gull -- The impression that lingers on a person's skin after prolonged static presure, such as the printing on a persons's butt when they get up from sitting in a wicker chair.

Andrew fell asleep in economics, when he woke up his sweater left stangl all over his face.

by Brian Bartelt September 18, 2005

strangle bait

To strangle ones self during masterbation in order to achieve orgasm.

I had to strangle bait last night to bust a nut

by sanchez February 12, 2005

jam strangler

jam is another name for seman and strangler comes from the action that the man does whilst mastubating like he is strangling someone hence jam strangler!

bob- fookin ell dave i had the best wank ever before it was lovely

Dave- your such a jam strangler!

bob fuck off!.............tit!

by mike April 9, 2004

Ostrich Strangler

A person who gives free handjobs.

Vince:Fuck I got a boner.
Jack:You better go see a ostrich strangler then.

by Nosrac October 2, 2006

boston cream strangler

when you jizz while getting deep-throated and choke the swallower

she had responded well to getting choked in the past so i tryed giving her the boston cream strangler...

by constance merryweather March 8, 2009

Accrington Stanley

A football team in which no one has heard of - how ironic.

Boy: "Accrington Stanley, who are they?"
Other Boy: "Exactly"

by FootballMAD November 2, 2008

cock strangler

a really scary woman who, although she is extremely hot, you know you wouldnt like to do because she might break something. If your into that stuff though, i guess she can be quite fun

'Oh my god! Its a cock strangler!!! She's like that woman from goldeneye, that makes me so horny, do you really think thighs can do that?'

by rawg the dawg February 17, 2006