sally very

A gentlemans term for oral sex that is excessively sloppy.

Yeah so that new intern chick gave me a sally very in the parking lot of her childs preschool this morning.

by Ranchgirls July 26, 2023

sidetrack sally

When shopping with someone and they get distracted by everything except what you went to purchase at the store originally.

Janet where did you go? Dammit Janet! Quit being a sidetrack Sally and help me find the syrup!

by SilentHowl May 31, 2016

Masturbating Sally

Sexual gratification derived from watching a female masturbate with a lisp.

"Do you like it when I touch my puthy?"
"You're such a Masturbating Sally"

by Ron Raper January 30, 2017

Swedish Stallion

A nickname for the Dutchman Thijs The Retard.

Hey have you seen that Swedish Stallions Giant hooves

by SwedeStallyxo June 11, 2018

middle stall bandit

The person who chooses the middle stall in a totally empty public restroom so you are forced to piss or shit next to them.

I had to shit at work today, but the middle stall bandit was in there blowing it up. That fucker should have used the handicap stall and left space.

by Pierre Duegles March 5, 2018

lucky sally

the act of punching a girl in the vagina to make it swell up nice and tight, then fucking her.

"her cooch is loose."
"thats ok, i'll just give her a lucky sally"

by mixmasta mike June 2, 2009

one horse sally

will only fuck one person at a time; serial monogamist, even if the other person involved is not

I get that you're married, but I don't want to date other people. I am more of a one horse Sally.

by Aspeckof April 8, 2017