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spunk minge

A promiscuous woman's semen soiled vagina after being penetrated and abused by one or multiple penises.
Why the long face, Carol? " I finally took Jamal and the rest of the basketball team up for a study session and apparently no means yes, I have a serious case of spunk minge."

Hey Andrew, how was your date last night? "After an initial set back I eventually got her to agree to consensual sex. I left that filthy pig with spunk minge.

Hey Fox, should I take Susie out for a night on the town? " Hell no, Donald. Unless you are in the mood for a spunk minge sandwich. She's a real whore."
by Donald A. February 12, 2019
mugGet the spunk mingemug.

spunk bubble

That bird likes to blow spunk bubbles
by Craig ball April 6, 2003
mugGet the spunk bubblemug.

spunk nappy

I thin but highly absorbant form of incontinence pants designed to prevent soiling ones trowsers due to the anal leakage of semen from a homosexual mans anal cavity
Bob you've got a wet patch, did you forget to wear your spunk nappy to work. We can all tell that last night you were subjected to a vigourous anal pounding
by Andrew-of-Apsley April 15, 2008
mugGet the spunk nappymug.

Spunk Face

A face (preferably a female's) covered in a man's baby gravy after having sex or after getting head.
She gave me head and when I nutted I left her with a Spunk face.

After getting head from that chick, I left Spunk on her face.
by Spunk Flex August 15, 2011
mugGet the Spunk Facemug.

SPUNK DUMP

A person or specific body part which acts as a receptor for cum.
Three men used my ass as a spunk dump in the bath house last night.
by bigbear May 21, 2004
mugGet the SPUNK DUMPmug.

Spunk toast

A piece of toast or a cracker that a group of guys will ejaculate on during a circle jerk. The last guy to ejaculate will have to eat the toast. Usually performed as fraternity hazing.
After the circle jerk, the punk refused to eat the spunk toast.
by Dirty Diddle January 13, 2009
mugGet the Spunk toastmug.

Spunk Mop

Small tuft of hair under the bottom lip of a male that catches any excess sperm that escapes during a blow job.
Man ,hasn't Bob's spunk mop turned grey. Do you think it is from too much sperm?
by OTY February 15, 2009
mugGet the Spunk Mopmug.

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