sphincter muscle

The muscle that holds your asshole shut. To call a person a sphincter muscle is very offensive. Your basically calling someone a asshole.

Man check out that woman over there yelling at those kids for fishing near her precious boat. She is a sphincter muscle and needs to stop talking shit.

by jimmybomm October 19, 2020

slinkerknot

A person who is unable to speak in the present tense.

A: "Hmm. This beer tasted so good and it's gonna be remarkably smooth"

B: "He's such a slinkerknot"

by holde September 13, 2011

sphinkter

the fictional 80's band as portrayed by the Backstreet Boys in their music video for the song "Just Want You To Know"

medical terminology defines the group of muscles near the central anus as something quite different than it is to the american youth these days. Today we will document the addiction to this anatomically correct heavy metal band
SPHINKTER!!!

by BSBfan87 September 14, 2005

sphincter infantry

the pubic hair that is around ones asshole

Damnit it hurts to pluck sphincter infantry!!

by JohncashwithanAK September 10, 2005

Morning splinter

Morning wood in the less well endowed.

I woke up but couldn't go outside because of an embarrassing case of morning splinter.

by The Etymologist March 20, 2009

slinter

a trick, an easy way out

I use the Daily Show as a slinter so I don't have to actually read the newspaper

by Una Malachica March 30, 2008

sphincterbater

A sphincterbater although sometimes female, is usually a male of homosexual preferences that gets a feeling of exctasy out of fingering their own anus.

MrPhat was caught by his mother sphincterbating the other night.

by ZEN 1 March 1, 2005