dick sneeze

sticky substance forming on the tip of a penis even though ejaculation has not recently occured. can be caused by drinking diet coke. can be described as slimy, sticky, translucent snot.

"hey buddy, you want a diet coke?" "no thanks man, that shit gives me a dick sneeze."

by Prego Midget December 25, 2003

government sneeze

Government screw-up covered up w/ lies.

Dubya made a governemnt sneeze when he went to Iraq.

by Lo!s!er October 15, 2003

boner sneeze

To ejaculate, squirting semen and sperm all over yourself, a partner, or an inatimate object.

Stop honey, im about to boner sneeze all over!

by Austen the Puerto Rican September 17, 2006

bloody sneeze

a blast of air from the vaginal crevice while menstrating

bloody sneeze occurs when having sex during menstration air gets trapped in the pussy and then has slight explosion when penis is with-drawn, blowing a bloody mist out. Also could occur during exercise

by noah zimner November 21, 2007

Sneezasm

-A sneeze so pleasurable and satisfying, that it's basically a form of orgasm.
-Sneeze and Orgasm together
- May be also called Sneezorgy.

Clarissa: *ACHOO!*
Davie: Wow, Clarissa, that was an intense sneeze.
Clarissa: I know, it's been building up for a while now. It was a total sneezasm.

by Michelleeeeah February 4, 2009

Sneezarrhea

Forceful explosion of watery feces. As violent and noisy as a sneeze. Often a sign of extreme gastro-intestinal distress. Common to tourists in third world bathrooms.

"I had terrible Sneezarrhea after I ate this roadside samosa-type thing in Zambia. It was like, ' Ahhh - Ahhhh - Splat!!!'"

by AaronD October 27, 2005

Sneezeizure

When one is so overwhelmed by allergies they burst into a fit of multiple uncontrollable sneezes, which makes them incapable of functioning for a brief period of time.

Johann seriously needs to refill his allergy prescription. We can't get through a five minute conversation without him having a sneezeizure!

by War on Tera May 17, 2009