A Girl straddles a guy’s chest while he eats her out. When she comes, she shits on his chest and smears it into an S shape before retiring her camping tent for a great nights sleep under the stars in Southeast Missouri.
by SMULCH December 31, 2020
Get the SMULCH-A-CRAP mug.A Side-mullet, or Smullet for short, is a new and attractive woman's hairstyle that appeals to females of all ages and walks of life.
A Smullet is when one side of a woman's head of hair is cut short (like a lesbian), whilst the other side is left to grow long, unwashed and uncombed for weeks, possibly even months upon end. The resulting hairstyle is expressive, interesting, sexually arousing, and always a great conversation piece. Every girl without one should feel ashamed, and possession of a Smullet has been made law now in some Middle-Eastern and South-Scandinavian areas such as Poland, Baghdad and Australia.
A Smullet is when one side of a woman's head of hair is cut short (like a lesbian), whilst the other side is left to grow long, unwashed and uncombed for weeks, possibly even months upon end. The resulting hairstyle is expressive, interesting, sexually arousing, and always a great conversation piece. Every girl without one should feel ashamed, and possession of a Smullet has been made law now in some Middle-Eastern and South-Scandinavian areas such as Poland, Baghdad and Australia.
"Hey, check Mindy's new Smullet."
"Wow, nice Smullet."
"Business at the side, party at the other side!"
"SMULLET"
"Her Smullet really gets me going.."
"the Oscar for best Smullet goes to..."
"Wow, nice Smullet."
"Business at the side, party at the other side!"
"SMULLET"
"Her Smullet really gets me going.."
"the Oscar for best Smullet goes to..."
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by pugzzz August 23, 2006
Get the smum mug.A person or persons who spends all of their time either talking about how high they are or smoking pot. Most tend to have speech impediments that make it so everytime they try to finish a sentence they burst out laughing and the remainder of the sentence is then incoherent. Most tell stories about their adventures to their friends when everyone knows no one really cares
Him: Dood I got so high last night and fell of my hasfhahhaoyuouse and then i broekakkfds my lehahahhahahahhaha.
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Her: Wow your such a stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hooper.
by Steveasaurusrexx July 1, 2008
Get the stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hooper mug.Gert Smulders, also known as sikke van der veer, was a elderly pornagraphic actor from Denmark. He has starred in many famous pornos such as "Old and Young." He tends to be having sexual intercourse with younger woman. His broken English and terrible acting really sets him apart from the other elderly porn stars.
"Man I watched some of Gert Smulders porn last night, jeez, I was terrified yet laughing my ass off."
by Victim of a Filthy Tandberg August 5, 2016
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Get the Isaac'sMum mug.what you say to your friend when he/she gets married to make fun of them. calling their girlfriend or boyfriend a wife or husband wont work any more because they are now actually married.
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