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smum by .Ryan J. February 11, 2006
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smumb • 'smum • smump • smumfy • Smumph • Smuma Fu • smuman • Smumbassness • smumble • smumbo
tricking your opponent/friend into thinking you are calling them, when in actual fact you are calling their mum
You: Sian!
Sian: yeah?
You: SMUM!!!
Sian: :(
smum by pugzzz August 23, 2006
'Smum is a term which can be added onto any name or proper noun in order to change that term into an insult. In general use it is added onto a name in order to embaress the recipient.
person a) "Hey, I just had sex with sarah!"
person b) "'smum! LOL!"
person a) Damn your erudite wit!
'smum by troy May 13, 2005

Isaac'sMum 

Great mum, friend, lover. Popular girl who's a friend to many. Sexy too.
Yo, yer wan is a real Isaac'sMum! (sexy!)
Isaac'sMum by IMX! October 18, 2008
Smumpy is a word only used for cool people, it means that a NOUN is bumpy and smooth in the same word. It can also be used as a thought or feeling that means alright and ok. DISCLAIMER Furrys CANNOT use this word!
Ex one: That car ride was smumpy.
Ex two: (noun) looks smumpy.

AGAIN NO FURRYS CAN USE THIS WORD
Smumpy by TikTok @brycefurey February 25, 2020
When a person is quite intelegent but is very dumb in a lot of scenarios.
It is also the defenition of the group swag
Yooo! I am so smumb!
What the fuck is smumb?
smumb by Sweeid January 11, 2021
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