smoking a dick

when someone is acting utterly stupid

"You must be smoking a dick or something"

by whitepoop February 20, 2018

smoking j's

j - joint...you know....not fucking with blunts tho

wanna smoke this J after class?

Nah man lets smoke it now

did you know khalifa smokes 28 j's before he performes

who loves smoking j's

by SLO420PRO July 5, 2018

smoking douche

Crack heads smoking crack

Yooo that man smoking douche

by Rocky’s ducha February 20, 2019

Smoking the zaza

Zaza: meaning weed, or another particular drug that you smoke.
“____ has been smoking the/that zaza.” This means that the person spoken about in the sentence has been smoking weed/another substance. Usually you say this when someone is visibly high.

Person A: “ayo, Samantha looks high.”
Person B: “yeah, she’s been smoking the zaza again.”

by Goober_Hawthorne March 11, 2023

smoke-filled room

A meeting place for politicians.

What goes on in those smoked-filled rooms?

by Anonymous August 17, 2003

Smoke the Gamer Pipe

A phrase that means "to suck dick." Only gamers have gamer pipes and can call their penis a "gamer pipe."

"Dude, those two girls came over and smoked the gamer pipe while I beat The Witcher 3."

"Wow man, I wish girls would smoke the gamer pipe at my place."

by snarkeater September 13, 2018

Shmokin

Smoking epically

Them damn kids got me shmokin

by DaddyDoza January 25, 2021