smoogle

A term used by generally insane speakers who perceive themselves to be the smartest person in the room at all times but who either 1) can't think of the appropriate word to use, 2) choose to re-define a commonly understood word to mean something totally different, or 3) need to assert a point of argument that can only be made by changing actual facts into fictional hallucinations to "support" said argument.

"Nononono . . . you don't understand. It's not an 'application'. Call it a smoogle instead."

"Nononono . . . remember that we're not dealing with applications. They're smoogles."

by Norm D. Guerre September 26, 2007

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Smuggle

to smother ones face in your boobs.

"I'm gonna smuggle your face, sir"

by Narwhaljavelin January 1, 2015

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Sausage smuggler

The act of stealing sausage; gay

Have you seen that gay kid over there? He's a total sausage smuggler.

by themack94 July 12, 2009

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snoggle

The loose, floppy bit of of sock that appears if one is wearing a big sock, or if the sock is somehow pushed down the foot slightly.

"Yeah I was just minding my own business when I noticed I had a snoggle!"

"That sucks, why don't you join the snoggle prevention society?"

"Yeah, together, we can end the misery."

by JAStewart January 15, 2007

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Cock Smuggler

The root of this word originates from the action of concealing dick and transporting across the border. This is typically done with a dick in the ass. This typically requires a gay man or a straight man who hasn't came out yet. But this term has come to mean someone who takes it regularly from illegals or foreign men typically referring to Mexicans.

Ivan goes to Mexico monthly and hooks up with plenty of young Latino men, he is the biggest "cock smuggler" I know.

by Shahin Roy October 26, 2011

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