Sloperator

A (usually) chubby, overly serious guy who looks like he did four tours with the SFs/Rangers in Afghanistan but actually never joined the service.

Wears only Grunt Style t-shirts spewing some crap about being a sheepdog, tactical pants, desert tan boots, Oakley sunglasses, and a multi-cam baseball hat. Typically accompanied by a neck beard. Only combat experience is via air soft/paintball/video games. Drives a giant lifted truck but can’t park for SHITE. Only listens to FFDP.

I bet the only time that sloperator went to war was for the last Popeyes chicken sandwich.

by MegCat March 28, 2020

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Slop Musket

It’s when one rips one’s dick off in one fell swoop.

Man, I was jacking off so hard last night I gave myself a slop musket.

by Sloppy Tamali June 14, 2020

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SLOP COP

A cop who is sloppy and is easily bout bought by women who smoke and shoot meth.

They get out of Jail free by giving up the HONEY BUCKET. A LOT

Sweet D gave up the HONEY BUCKET 32 times this week because all the SLOP COPS know they can get free BJs at the park.

At least she gets free rides the park.

by DALLAS_JOE June 26, 2020

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Slop her noodle

When a straight friend insists that you perform fellatio on a man transitioning to a woman.

Kevin: That girl Jules from Euforia is so fucking hot.

Josh: You know Jules has a penis, right?

Kevin: What really... she's still hot though.

Anthony: Really? Alright, but would you slop her noodle though?
Josh: Yeah yeah yeah, would you slop the nood.

by Hunter Myles February 6, 2022

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