alabama sledgehammer

This act has a cult following in the necrophilia and coprophilia underground where most acts are of a more humane and consenting nature than the original occurance in that all parties are alive by the end of the escapade.

The Alabama Sledgehammer is defined as a sexual excapade involving three men: a man lying face down on the bed who can be dead or alive, a black man wearing a batman suit, and a man who sodomises the lying man. The man in the batman suit defecates on the sodomiser's erect genetalia and stands in a super hero pose while the sodomiser sodomises the lying man. The difference between the necrophiles and the coprophiles is mainly the absence of the corpse, being that coprophiles dont alway's have the urge to sodomise corpses as necrophiles do.

by Andy5 May 17, 2006

Dick Sledge

Slamming your cock on the chest of your roommate's cat/s

you know you want the Dick Sledge

by ballsacx January 7, 2015

Sledge

Having a huge, enormous or giant penis

Chuckles has a sledge

by thechamp51 September 15, 2011

sludge

A low-life toxic personality who spreads their poison and contaminates the innocent. Sludge is human primordial ooze. Teenage girls often gravitate towards sludge. The sludge soon slimes all over them and the next thing they know the girl's hooked on crack. The trick out stage is next, where Mr. Sludge puts her on the street. She becomes a crack ho and he profits from the dual trade. Advice for dealing with sludge: run in the opposite direction or shoot on sight.

Antwan was a perfect example of sludge when he tricked Sally out.

by MsLi April 21, 2006

ass sludge

what comes out of your ass after taking colon blown.

Thought I'd have to call a plummer cause the toilet was packed full of ass sludge.

by Pete the Plummer February 8, 2004

sledge

One who has the personality of a sledge hammer and thinks that pucnhing bricks and drinking beer for breakfast is fun.

a person how thinks there shit dont stink and there guns are huge an peckers are small. Sledge Sledge Sledge. That football player is a real sledge!!

by Cougar N Bear October 2, 2006

the sledge

Also know as "the sledge", it is when you are having oral sex and the moment before you cum you pull out blow your load in the recivers face and punch them in the noes and scream "BITCH YOU'VE JUST BEEN SLEDGED!!"

bazokajoe: yeah man I was with some chick this weekend and guess what?
Dowford: what?
Bazokajoe: I gave her the sledge!!
Dowford: dude.... your a beast

by fernflakes March 6, 2009